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conniving cunt 

Someone who secretly makes plans behind her husband's back to leave him while pretending to attend counseling to reconcile the marriage.
i.e. A conniving cunt is someone who opens her own bank account to transfer funds; says she is going to meet friends she has no plans on meeting; or, leaves a note for her husband asking for a divorce after 17 years. She hides things in YOUR home to help hide the affair for her best girlfriend. She is someone who has no respect for her own marriage or of her friends marriage. Someone you ultimately cannot trust.
conniving cunt by Bitter Husband August 7, 2007
To plot or plan or conspire. Also a back-stabbing person.
I'm conniving a way to get back at my boyfriend for cheating on me.
conniving by gimpygiff March 5, 2008

Conniving Cunt 

A pack of 4-5 money hungry cunts who screw over someone any chance they get.
Conniving Cunts can often be spotted consuming bottles of Sailor Jerry's preparing for a night of cock teasing at local brothels. This pack can also be referred to as a bunch of sluters (aka. sluts) who are extremely materialistic and seek companionship only from those they wish to fuck over later. Often committing adultery, it is highly recommended that any male individual stay as far away from this blood sucking group of cunts as possible.
Conniving Cunt by TheMan85 April 25, 2010

conniving bitch 

a bitch who connives; one who conspires
Oh em gee! She is such a conniving bitch! I can't believe she made me do that!
conniving bitch by Bontaquesha September 6, 2007

Conniving Skanky Bitch 

Plotting behind your back slutty woman
plotting slutty sneaky whore conniving skanky bitch
Conniving Skanky Bitch by Rsamds January 10, 2014

Conniving Twat 

Someone who tries to talk shit on you behind your back, make situationions worse, and stirs the pot when issues are being brought up.
My sister is such a conniving twat.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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