Cockrum 

Any beverage, most commonly one containing some sort of alcohol, that tastes absolutely terrible.

"Man, that's some COCKRUM!" the man said as he spat out a mouthful of his warm, watered down beer.

Cockrum by Stupid Julian February 12, 2008

Cockrum 

The Cockrum Is A Mixture Of Cum And Rum

Hey you got any cockrum???
What the fuck is cockrum???
Your mother’s vagina

Cockrum by Ronkbob September 8, 2021

COCKRUM 

When a person doesn't follow the rules of the cult, and the has a hissy fit

"Man we just told him the rules, and he lost his shit"

"What a cockrum that guy is"

COCKRUM by Siwanand September 28, 2023

[Cockrum] 

A reference to the product after oral sex between two or more gay pirates, usually used to highlight their mutual sin.

Cook: Oi Shanks! What be that dripping from the first-mate's beard?

Shanks:Arg! That be the jolly captain's Cockrum dripping from his beard!

[Cockrum] by Jan Smith July 28, 2006

Cockumentary 

n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:

Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings

Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries

A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.

Also known as a Cock Documentary

Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?

Cockumentary by VRH November 19, 2007

cockrust 

see also urungus

i need a shower. i'm getting some serious cockrust.

cockrust by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

cockumentum 

(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.

(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!

cockumentum by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004