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[Cockrum] 

A reference to the product after oral sex between two or more gay pirates, usually used to highlight their mutual sin.
Cook: Oi Shanks! What be that dripping from the first-mate's beard?

Shanks:Arg! That be the jolly captain's Cockrum dripping from his beard!
[Cockrum] by Jan Smith July 28, 2006
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Any beverage, most commonly one containing some sort of alcohol, that tastes absolutely terrible.
"Man, that's some COCKRUM!" the man said as he spat out a mouthful of his warm, watered down beer.
Cockrum by Stupid Julian February 12, 2008
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The Cockrum Is A Mixture Of Cum And Rum
Hey you got any cockrum???
What the fuck is cockrum???
Your mother’s vagina
Cockrum by Ronkbob September 8, 2021
When a person doesn't follow the rules of the cult, and the has a hissy fit
"Man we just told him the rules, and he lost his shit"

"What a cockrum that guy is"
COCKRUM by Siwanand September 28, 2023
N. The act of running whilst naked, cock in hand, from a woman's vagina to reach her face before you climax. The ultimate goal being the act of busting-on-face. Many elite slayers of women around the globe are familiar with this term and have even formed cockrunning clubs. Dual cockrunning races and events are also sanctioned by the Cockrunner's Association of America.

V. Cockrun, cockran.
N. "I gave her a cockrun to finish the evening and celebrated by enjoying a sandwich and leaving her in the closet."

V. "I cockran all night on Samantha, her face ended up looking like a soggy donut on an ozone alert day."

Used with exclamation: "Cockrun!" - Used to express joy, anger, or other emotions. Cockrunning takes many emotional forms.

Variations: Cocksprint, Cockjog.
Cockuum is short for Cock Vacuum. A Cockuum is a person who sucks Cock like a Vacuum cleaner.
John loves cock so much he sucks up every drop of cum like a vacuum. He's a cockuum.
cockuum by XTLMeth January 23, 2016
Cock vacuum.

Another name for a person who likes the dick. Aka, sucking cock, a cock sucker.
"Quick being a cockuum."
cockuum by Invict0s January 25, 2016
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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