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cockrammer 

cockrammer is someone who has intercourse as fast as a ramdrill and gets the job done twice as fast leaving ladies wanting
he is such a little cockrammer
cockrammer by zeak smith July 18, 2005

congrammer 

The opposite of a competent and conscientious computer programmer.

Congrammers usually don't RTFM and frequently deliver buggy and unmaintainable code, which programmers will loathe them for.

Congrammers survive in the corporate world by deceiving non-technical managers who naively appreciate them for their ass-kissing qualities and "yes sir" attitude. Some congrammers manage to go unsupervised, and by the time managers realize how badly they have damaged their product, it's sometimes too late to go back and have a programmer fix everything.

Congrammers are unlikely to give programmers any real credit for saving their projects, but programmers must willingly help them anyway since otherwise they won't be considered "team players".
Programmer 1: Hey, I can't follow this module.c code. It's filled with like magic constants and 2,000 line functions. I don't think this guy understood pointers, either... and why did he write his own shitty version of strtol()? WTF...

Programmer 2: Oh yeah... that was all done a while ago by Paul, our old congrammer at the time. After 3 years of shit they finally wised up and let him go. Your guess is as good as mine... Anyways, welcome to the team and good luck fixing that code.

Programmer 1: FML
congrammer by rylesny November 9, 2009

cockspammer 

A person usually female, who trolls Facebook friends lists on the hunt for any males or swinging dicks to ride.
This chic is a hardcore cockspammer, never met her but she messengered me because she saw Lozza added me.
cockspammer by BachedMan September 17, 2017

CockWarmer 

Usually a saying said during sex for keeping the penis inside their sex partner before and/or after sexual intercourse.
“Hey, can you be my CockWarmer for a bit? Still need to get off my high.”

“Yeah, just don’t move around to much”
CockWarmer by anonymous June 28, 2021

cockjammer 

Someone who jams cocks places they don't belong; come on, what else would it be?
Jesse likes smooth peanut butter?! What a cockjammer.
cockjammer by notcollin November 26, 2006

cockslammer 

Ross is such a cockslammer sometimes, he needs a fucking job.
cockslammer by Path March 23, 2004