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Noun: A penis that is so large that it gets confused with a cucumber. Helps if the man is wearing a green condom.

Listen girl, last night saw Ciarán's noblet, and let me tell you, it was a cockcumber. I could have made a salad from that bad boy.

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cockumber

a way of saying cucumber that makes people think about male organs
also a way of saying penis but this is less common

Is there cockumbers in this salad?

cockumber by yocockumber September 14, 2011

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cockjumper

a promiscuous girl who switches guys at least once a month.

Guy:You are so a cockjumper,Lindsy!

cockjumper by tarheel November 30, 2006

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Cockpumper

Man who regularly vacuum pumps his penis, enlarging it for display or pleasure.

He was so thick, he must have been a cockpumper - aieeya!

He's either horse-hung or a cockpumper.

Cockpumper by Tigerdave October 26, 2008

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Cuckcumber

The unfortunate state of having a micro-penis whereas one's girlfriend prefers to use a cucumber as a dildo.

"Wow I wish I could have sex with my girlfriend, but she has made me into a cuckcumber. I am not envious of all cucumbers"

Cuckcumber by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

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Slimy cuccumber

When someone with a rather warty penis lubes up and enters deep into a blue waffle.

I slipped sarah the slimy cuccumber last night

Slimy cuccumber by CptWondertoes August 24, 2017

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Cockumber

Cockumber is a way of saying Cucumber that makes people thing about male organs
also a way of saying penis but this is less common

Is there Cockumbers in this salad?

Cockumber by Cockumber September 4, 2018

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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