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cockuum
"Quick being a cockuum."
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cockuum • cockumentary • cockbumps • [Cockrum] • Cockdump • cockumber • Cockcumber • cockdumb • cockmumblingqueefburger • cockums
Cockumentary
n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:
Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings
Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries
A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.
Also known as a Cock Documentary
Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings
Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries
A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.
Also known as a Cock Documentary
Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?
Cockumentary by VRH November 19, 2007
cockumentum
(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.
(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.
(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.
(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.
(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!
(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!
cockumentum by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004
cockjumper
cockjumper by tarheel November 30, 2006
cockmumblingqueefburger
he also said that you were a cockmumblingqueefburger
cockmumblingqueefburger by beepinhiemer April 9, 2011
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
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