15 definitions by Wordmaster B

cock crazy

Any man or woman who can't get enough cock.

That Katrina is one cock crazy bitch! I think she's trying to fuck everyone in the office!

by Wordmaster B January 3, 2005

awesemnity

Another way of saying 'awesomeness'.

The sheer awesemnity of the eclipse was incredible - everything went black!

by Wordmaster B December 30, 2005

hazelnut

A tattooed scrotum. Tattoo artwork on a guy's balls.

When I took that stud home that I met at the gloryhole, I was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! Pretty fucking hot!

by Wordmaster B January 3, 2005

taking a hyper

Getting mad or super-energetic, or pretending to.

(1) After three months of neglect, I took a hyper and cleaned the entire apartment.

(2) When she insulted me, I took a hyper and whacked her in the ass with my pointing stick.

by Wordmaster B December 28, 2005

cobra

A massive, dark-skinned cock (usually black or latino).

Wow - I sucked an awesome latino cobra this afternoon at the gloryhole in the university library bathroom! Mmm-mmm good!

by Wordmaster B December 28, 2005

pip

(1) A pain in the ass.
(2) A real character.
(3) Someone who tends to be difficult, but still likeable.

(1) Boy that postal worker was rudely sarcastic - a real fucking pip.
(2) That guy over there is being overly friendly to everyone, asking them all sorts of questions, and just being too social in a weird way. Seems like a real pip.
(3) My wife was acting like a real pip last night, but of course, I still love her.

by Wordmaster B January 3, 2005

klax whore

The chick that 'ooohs' and 'aaahs' in the classic Atari arcade game Klax.

I love it when I amaze the klax whore. Means I cleared that level pretty damned well.

by Wordmaster B December 28, 2005