cockdumb

something a very horny man calls you (very kinky one)

You are such a cockdumb slut

by silly goose duck June 2, 2024

cockumber

a way of saying cucumber that makes people think about male organs
also a way of saying penis but this is less common

Is there cockumbers in this salad?

by yocockumber September 14, 2011

cockmumblingqueefburger

to suck cock and fart out of the vagina and some other things

he also said that you were a cockmumblingqueefburger

by beepinhiemer April 9, 2011

Cockumber

Cockumber is a way of saying Cucumber that makes people thing about male organs
also a way of saying penis but this is less common

Is there Cockumbers in this salad?

by Cockumber September 4, 2018

Cockcumber

Noun: A penis that is so large that it gets confused with a cucumber. Helps if the man is wearing a green condom.

Listen girl, last night saw Ciarán's noblet, and let me tell you, it was a cockcumber. I could have made a salad from that bad boy.

by PimpmasterHDWQ November 3, 2010

Cockdump

The origin of this word is english, derived from the words cock and dump. The birth of this word happened when the semen of my anger swam to the egg of my humor. I need not elaborate. The literal meaning of this word is wasted sperm, so when you call someone a "pile of cockdump", it's the emotional equivalent of taking a nice big shit on whatever illusion of worth they possess. The other use of this word behaves much like the word bullshit, or the singular word shit, depending on the context.

1st meaning: Susan, if you believe that getting knocked up at the age of 16 is an achievement, then I'm not even sorry to say that you are cockdump.

Hillary Clinton is cockdump.

2nd meaning: Halo 3 was absolute cockdump. ICP is cockdump.

Guy 1: I got laid lastnight.
Guy 2: You and I both know that's a load of cockdump.

by DoctorShithead October 13, 2008