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cockdumb 

something a very horny man calls you (very kinky one)
cockdumb by silly goose duck June 2, 2024
Words you can keep
a way of saying cucumber that makes people think about male organs
also a way of saying penis but this is less common
Is there cockumbers in this salad?
cockumber by yocockumber September 14, 2011

cockmumblingqueefburger 

to suck cock and fart out of the vagina and some other things
he also said that you were a cockmumblingqueefburger
Cockumber is a way of saying Cucumber that makes people thing about male organs
also a way of saying penis but this is less common
Is there Cockumbers in this salad?
Cockumber by Cockumber September 4, 2018

Cockcumber 

Noun: A penis that is so large that it gets confused with a cucumber. Helps if the man is wearing a green condom.
Listen girl, last night saw Ciarán's noblet, and let me tell you, it was a cockcumber. I could have made a salad from that bad boy.
Cockcumber by PimpmasterHDWQ November 3, 2010

Cockdump 

The origin of this word is english, derived from the words cock and dump. The birth of this word happened when the semen of my anger swam to the egg of my humor. I need not elaborate. The literal meaning of this word is wasted sperm, so when you call someone a "pile of cockdump", it's the emotional equivalent of taking a nice big shit on whatever illusion of worth they possess. The other use of this word behaves much like the word bullshit, or the singular word shit, depending on the context.
1st meaning: Susan, if you believe that getting knocked up at the age of 16 is an achievement, then I'm not even sorry to say that you are cockdump.

Hillary Clinton is cockdump.

2nd meaning: Halo 3 was absolute cockdump. ICP is cockdump.

Guy 1: I got laid lastnight.
Guy 2: You and I both know that's a load of cockdump.
Cockdump by DoctorShithead October 13, 2008
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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