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CHOOMPF by PistonKing81 November 24, 2020
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1. Crush (a soft or squishy foodstuff, traditionally bees) with the teeth, making a loud but muffled smushing
sound munching or chewing vigorously and noisily.
2. Ç̶̜̦̲̱̭͙͉̗̭̯̪̰͛͑́̑̊̑̎̆̈̈́̽̆̚Ḩ̶̲͇̗͔͖̰̣̲̖̭̙́̓̋͆̒̎̍̐͊̾̂̂̚͜Ǫ̵̡̞͚̩̻̖̰͎̪̫͍̐̎̀̀̓̅̌̓͂͛͂͘̕͜M ̨̧͉̰̼̜̗̣͈̬̲͇̀̈́̐̈̓͗͊̊̽̑͑͝͠ͅP̶̗̹̣͎̖̞̯̣̦̻̙̺͊̈́͛͌̐̌́̈́̃͌͑̎͗ͅF̶̢̨̡̛̜̮̮̫͈̼̻̙̮̰̽̓͗̑̓̏̏́́̈́͊͝C̵̡̲̝͓̘̞͚̟̪͔̗̻̟̑̑̂͑̾̂͊̑̅̾͑͘͠Ḩ̴̨̨͕̜͉̯̗̺̣̭͖̖̅̆̈́́͐͐̓͋̈́̏̈̚͝ ̶̰̮͔̙͉̠̤̘̠̪̳̲̃̓̎̐̀̉͌̓̄͂͗͘͝ͅŢ̵̺͚͇̜͓̳͇͓̝͓̖͑̊̀́̃̈́͋̽̔̆͘͜͝͝H̶̡̘̺͉̺͇͙̖̻͙̤̓̔̄̀͆̓̿̈͛̊̕͘͜͜͝E̴̘̳͙̗̙̙͖̬̖̹̹̜̐͐̓̂̽͗͋͋̂̈́̓̕͝ͅ ̴̨̥͎̫͚̳͓̯̹̼͖̱̈́͑͗͒̅̌̇̔̄̿̾̕͠ͅS̴̨̡̱̲̫̘͕̫̦̙͈͚̩͒̅̑́̾̊͛͐̀́̃̎͘Ǫ̶̤̘̞͙͍̰̰̤̺̮͓̣͋̊̂̆̂̍̎̆̏̈̑̚͝Ṵ̵̫͍͉͉͚͉͈͇̜̫͈̯̏͑̆̈́̅͆̔̂͆́́͌̚L ̢̢̥̖̹̯̼̝̝͔͎͙̈͛̃̂̇̃̀̏͗̂̌̏̕͜S̵̡̩̺̯̱͓͚̻̼͇̙͓̊̾͆͒͒͑̑̃̐̿̒̕͜͠ ̶̧̨̯̞̝̲̯͔̣̣͔̼̦̾̔̈̈̈́͋͋̍̑̊̉̉͝Ǫ̴̢̝̺̩̜͕̺͕̙̘̹̓́̀͌͋̄̿͌̈́́̃̀̕͜F ̡̛̛͚̟̣̱̺̰͈̳̠͍̯̖̄̃̉́̋͌̐̊̔̈́͝ ̢̢̢͓̞̮̫̣̠̲̘̉͑͂̃̎͂̄̽́͑̚͠͝ͅͅT ̧̦̹̭͈̻̰͔̣̩̤̭̻̈͒́̈́̍̏͑͂͐͐͛̄̚Ḩ̴̨̢̞͕̖͎̱̗̝̰̦̤̍̇͂͂̔͑̈́̋̽͘̕͝͠E̴̲̻͍̗̘͎̼̣͉̩̦̖̗̊̄͋̒̓́̄̄̅̈́̉̋̕ ̫̦̹̱͕͔̩̻̙͉̣̟͚̏̓̑̀̃̓̈́̎̍͐́̎͘I ̨̡̡̗̼̙̞̜͉̬̻̪̜̊͆͊̓͂̂̆̽̊̽̽̓̕N̴̨̞̠̺͎̭̗͚̖̼̼͙͒̏̂̌̔̂̈̈́̀͆̎̕͜͝N̵̡̗͍̫̮̦̮̯̜̺̙͗́͗́̏̀͂̀͑̕̚͝͝ͅͅO ̡̱̺͇̠̜͍͔̮̮̼̣̰͒́̍͐̊̆̀̈́̄͘̚͠͝C ̡̢̢̢̩̫̟̳̼̦̦̞̃̋̉̿̑̐̏̒͂̂͘͝͝ͅE̵̛͙̯̬̖̞̟̪̯̟̮͇̟͐̋̓̍́͋̉̂̃͛̕͝ͅN ̢̢̢̨̨̛̰̤̺͖̘͔̳̖̓͌́͊́̍͋͌͑̈̕͠T̵̡̡͓̤͈̻̳̘̯̱͎̞̟̋̓͌̔͆́̓̍̋̂͗̐̚ ̢̛͔̹͍̯̙̦͎̪̙̪̻̼̾͑̆̒̈́̿̒͑͊̀͋̑B̵̛͎͈͙͓̙̰͔̭̞͙̙͍̿̈̐̊͑̈͊̂͗̎̕̕ͅĘ̶͚̫͙̲̥̣̠̮̗̲̤̱͛̌̿̍̎̆̓̃̄̂͐̃̃E ̛̻͎̪̗̠̰͍̞̦̤̳̘̍͑̂̒̑̈́̎̈́͗͑̏͝ͅS̵̛̞͇͙͉͎͍̝͇͈̦͉̪̃̐́̒̏͌̌̄̍͗̽͘ͅ
sound munching or chewing vigorously and noisily.
2. Ç̶̜̦̲̱̭͙͉̗̭̯̪̰͛͑́̑̊̑̎̆̈̈́̽̆̚Ḩ̶̲͇̗͔͖̰̣̲̖̭̙́̓̋͆̒̎̍̐͊̾̂̂̚͜Ǫ̵̡̞͚̩̻̖̰͎̪̫͍̐̎̀̀̓̅̌̓͂͛͂͘̕͜M ̨̧͉̰̼̜̗̣͈̬̲͇̀̈́̐̈̓͗͊̊̽̑͑͝͠ͅP̶̗̹̣͎̖̞̯̣̦̻̙̺͊̈́͛͌̐̌́̈́̃͌͑̎͗ͅF̶̢̨̡̛̜̮̮̫͈̼̻̙̮̰̽̓͗̑̓̏̏́́̈́͊͝C̵̡̲̝͓̘̞͚̟̪͔̗̻̟̑̑̂͑̾̂͊̑̅̾͑͘͠Ḩ̴̨̨͕̜͉̯̗̺̣̭͖̖̅̆̈́́͐͐̓͋̈́̏̈̚͝ ̶̰̮͔̙͉̠̤̘̠̪̳̲̃̓̎̐̀̉͌̓̄͂͗͘͝ͅŢ̵̺͚͇̜͓̳͇͓̝͓̖͑̊̀́̃̈́͋̽̔̆͘͜͝͝H̶̡̘̺͉̺͇͙̖̻͙̤̓̔̄̀͆̓̿̈͛̊̕͘͜͜͝E̴̘̳͙̗̙̙͖̬̖̹̹̜̐͐̓̂̽͗͋͋̂̈́̓̕͝ͅ ̴̨̥͎̫͚̳͓̯̹̼͖̱̈́͑͗͒̅̌̇̔̄̿̾̕͠ͅS̴̨̡̱̲̫̘͕̫̦̙͈͚̩͒̅̑́̾̊͛͐̀́̃̎͘Ǫ̶̤̘̞͙͍̰̰̤̺̮͓̣͋̊̂̆̂̍̎̆̏̈̑̚͝Ṵ̵̫͍͉͉͚͉͈͇̜̫͈̯̏͑̆̈́̅͆̔̂͆́́͌̚L ̢̢̥̖̹̯̼̝̝͔͎͙̈͛̃̂̇̃̀̏͗̂̌̏̕͜S̵̡̩̺̯̱͓͚̻̼͇̙͓̊̾͆͒͒͑̑̃̐̿̒̕͜͠ ̶̧̨̯̞̝̲̯͔̣̣͔̼̦̾̔̈̈̈́͋͋̍̑̊̉̉͝Ǫ̴̢̝̺̩̜͕̺͕̙̘̹̓́̀͌͋̄̿͌̈́́̃̀̕͜F ̡̛̛͚̟̣̱̺̰͈̳̠͍̯̖̄̃̉́̋͌̐̊̔̈́͝ ̢̢̢͓̞̮̫̣̠̲̘̉͑͂̃̎͂̄̽́͑̚͠͝ͅͅT ̧̦̹̭͈̻̰͔̣̩̤̭̻̈͒́̈́̍̏͑͂͐͐͛̄̚Ḩ̴̨̢̞͕̖͎̱̗̝̰̦̤̍̇͂͂̔͑̈́̋̽͘̕͝͠E̴̲̻͍̗̘͎̼̣͉̩̦̖̗̊̄͋̒̓́̄̄̅̈́̉̋̕ ̫̦̹̱͕͔̩̻̙͉̣̟͚̏̓̑̀̃̓̈́̎̍͐́̎͘I ̨̡̡̗̼̙̞̜͉̬̻̪̜̊͆͊̓͂̂̆̽̊̽̽̓̕N̴̨̞̠̺͎̭̗͚̖̼̼͙͒̏̂̌̔̂̈̈́̀͆̎̕͜͝N̵̡̗͍̫̮̦̮̯̜̺̙͗́͗́̏̀͂̀͑̕̚͝͝ͅͅO ̡̱̺͇̠̜͍͔̮̮̼̣̰͒́̍͐̊̆̀̈́̄͘̚͠͝C ̡̢̢̢̩̫̟̳̼̦̦̞̃̋̉̿̑̐̏̒͂̂͘͝͝ͅE̵̛͙̯̬̖̞̟̪̯̟̮͇̟͐̋̓̍́͋̉̂̃͛̕͝ͅN ̢̢̢̨̨̛̰̤̺͖̘͔̳̖̓͌́͊́̍͋͌͑̈̕͠T̵̡̡͓̤͈̻̳̘̯̱͎̞̟̋̓͌̔͆́̓̍̋̂͗̐̚ ̢̛͔̹͍̯̙̦͎̪̙̪̻̼̾͑̆̒̈́̿̒͑͊̀͋̑B̵̛͎͈͙͓̙̰͔̭̞͙̙͍̿̈̐̊͑̈͊̂͗̎̕̕ͅĘ̶͚̫͙̲̥̣̠̮̗̲̤̱͛̌̿̍̎̆̓̃̄̂͐̃̃E ̛̻͎̪̗̠̰͍̞̦̤̳̘̍͑̂̒̑̈́̎̈́͗͑̏͝ͅS̵̛̞͇͙͉͎͍̝͇͈̦͉̪̃̐́̒̏͌̌̄̍͗̽͘ͅ
Chompfch by Trotrwastaken May 30, 2018
Choompunik
Verb, niki for short. Being duped -- as in deceived and manipulated -- by a woman, particularly a whore or prostitute. Typically, the perpetrator has many boyfriends and at least one husband at any given time; chances are that she is also a drug addict. The victims are often unsuspecting men under her spell. They would lease apartments under their name where the perpetrator would use them for receiving shipments of illegal drugs, running brothels, or other illegal activities, or all of the above. For the case of the perpetrator being an undocumented sex-worker, the victim may even be duped into providing her with legitimacy and financial support by marrying her in exchange for free sex. When the the victim is no longer useful or becoming a liability, the duped is dumped.
Noun, the act of choompunikking or the state of being choompunikked.
Noun, the act of choompunikking or the state of being choompunikked.
"Hey, dude. I be choompunikked again."
"Dude, so you been duped by Niki too, huh? You so lucky them cops didn't get you like they did me."
"Dude, duped and dumped nonethless." :(
"Dude, so you been duped by Niki too, huh? You so lucky them cops didn't get you like they did me."
"Dude, duped and dumped nonethless." :(
Choompunik by Nemo Goes to CVS August 19, 2008
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choompa by ChoompaLover911 September 22, 2017
choompunik
Noun. A covered BJ technique claimed to be developed by a prostitute and taught to her colleagues whereby the condom is placed inside her mouth and unrolled while doing a BJ. An unsuspecting newbie john will think that he is getting an uncovered BJ.
Verb. To perform a choompunik.
Verb. To perform a choompunik.
Happy john: Dude, I got a super wicked gnarly BJ from Niki last night.
Skeptical john: Are you sure she didn't give you a choompunik?
Happy john: You mean Niki choompunikked me. Wacky nakbut lame, dude!
Skeptical john: Are you sure she didn't give you a choompunik?
Happy john: You mean Niki choompunikked me. Wacky nakbut lame, dude!
choompunik by choompu October 20, 2008