CHOOMPF 

(CHOOM- PH) Someone who is really good at something. It is champ and troop mixed together.

Jimmothy is a CHOOMPF at playing B-ball with the boys.

CHOOMPF by PistonKing81 November 24, 2020

choompey 

Can mean somone who is on the chubby side but not necessarily an insult.
Apparently derived from persian for "little lovely"

She/he was nice but a bit choompey.

You are right choompey

choompey by Paul ate all the pies June 15, 2006

Choompie 

Acting out of character, looking foolish

sad ass ninja, Yo you seen that hipster at the rave he was a choompie.

So Madona let me smash once then when I seen her at the grammys she was acting like a real choompie.

Choompie by Boss of all boses October 26, 2011

Chompfch 

1. Crush (a soft or squishy foodstuff, traditionally bees) with the teeth, making a loud but muffled smushing

sound munching or chewing vigorously and noisily.

2. Ç̶̜̦̲̱̭͙͉̗̭̯̪̰͛͑́̑̊̑̎̆̈̈́̽̆̚Ḩ̶̲͇̗͔͖̰̣̲̖̭̙́̓̋͆̒̎̍̐͊̾̂̂̚͜Ǫ̵̡̞͚̩̻̖̰͎̪̫͍̐̎̀̀̓̅̌̓͂͛͂͘̕͜M ̨̧͉̰̼̜̗̣͈̬̲͇̀̈́̐̈̓͗͊̊̽̑͑͝͠ͅP̶̗̹̣͎̖̞̯̣̦̻̙̺͊̈́͛͌̐̌́̈́̃͌͑̎͗ͅF̶̢̨̡̛̜̮̮̫͈̼̻̙̮̰̽̓͗̑̓̏̏́́̈́͊͝C̵̡̲̝͓̘̞͚̟̪͔̗̻̟̑̑̂͑̾̂͊̑̅̾͑͘͠Ḩ̴̨̨͕̜͉̯̗̺̣̭͖̖̅̆̈́́͐͐̓͋̈́̏̈̚͝ ̶̰̮͔̙͉̠̤̘̠̪̳̲̃̓̎̐̀̉͌̓̄͂͗͘͝ͅŢ̵̺͚͇̜͓̳͇͓̝͓̖͑̊̀́̃̈́͋̽̔̆͘͜͝͝H̶̡̘̺͉̺͇͙̖̻͙̤̓̔̄̀͆̓̿̈͛̊̕͘͜͜͝E̴̘̳͙̗̙̙͖̬̖̹̹̜̐͐̓̂̽͗͋͋̂̈́̓̕͝ͅ ̴̨̥͎̫͚̳͓̯̹̼͖̱̈́͑͗͒̅̌̇̔̄̿̾̕͠ͅS̴̨̡̱̲̫̘͕̫̦̙͈͚̩͒̅̑́̾̊͛͐̀́̃̎͘Ǫ̶̤̘̞͙͍̰̰̤̺̮͓̣͋̊̂̆̂̍̎̆̏̈̑̚͝Ṵ̵̫͍͉͉͚͉͈͇̜̫͈̯̏͑̆̈́̅͆̔̂͆́́͌̚L ̢̢̥̖̹̯̼̝̝͔͎͙̈͛̃̂̇̃̀̏͗̂̌̏̕͜S̵̡̩̺̯̱͓͚̻̼͇̙͓̊̾͆͒͒͑̑̃̐̿̒̕͜͠ ̶̧̨̯̞̝̲̯͔̣̣͔̼̦̾̔̈̈̈́͋͋̍̑̊̉̉͝Ǫ̴̢̝̺̩̜͕̺͕̙̘̹̓́̀͌͋̄̿͌̈́́̃̀̕͜F ̡̛̛͚̟̣̱̺̰͈̳̠͍̯̖̄̃̉́̋͌̐̊̔̈́͝ ̢̢̢͓̞̮̫̣̠̲̘̉͑͂̃̎͂̄̽́͑̚͠͝ͅͅT ̧̦̹̭͈̻̰͔̣̩̤̭̻̈͒́̈́̍̏͑͂͐͐͛̄̚Ḩ̴̨̢̞͕̖͎̱̗̝̰̦̤̍̇͂͂̔͑̈́̋̽͘̕͝͠E̴̲̻͍̗̘͎̼̣͉̩̦̖̗̊̄͋̒̓́̄̄̅̈́̉̋̕ ̫̦̹̱͕͔̩̻̙͉̣̟͚̏̓̑̀̃̓̈́̎̍͐́̎͘I ̨̡̡̗̼̙̞̜͉̬̻̪̜̊͆͊̓͂̂̆̽̊̽̽̓̕N̴̨̞̠̺͎̭̗͚̖̼̼͙͒̏̂̌̔̂̈̈́̀͆̎̕͜͝N̵̡̗͍̫̮̦̮̯̜̺̙͗́͗́̏̀͂̀͑̕̚͝͝ͅͅO ̡̱̺͇̠̜͍͔̮̮̼̣̰͒́̍͐̊̆̀̈́̄͘̚͠͝C ̡̢̢̢̩̫̟̳̼̦̦̞̃̋̉̿̑̐̏̒͂̂͘͝͝ͅE̵̛͙̯̬̖̞̟̪̯̟̮͇̟͐̋̓̍́͋̉̂̃͛̕͝ͅN ̢̢̢̨̨̛̰̤̺͖̘͔̳̖̓͌́͊́̍͋͌͑̈̕͠T̵̡̡͓̤͈̻̳̘̯̱͎̞̟̋̓͌̔͆́̓̍̋̂͗̐̚ ̢̛͔̹͍̯̙̦͎̪̙̪̻̼̾͑̆̒̈́̿̒͑͊̀͋̑B̵̛͎͈͙͓̙̰͔̭̞͙̙͍̿̈̐̊͑̈͊̂͗̎̕̕ͅĘ̶͚̫͙̲̥̣̠̮̗̲̤̱͛̌̿̍̎̆̓̃̄̂͐̃̃E ̛̻͎̪̗̠̰͍̞̦̤̳̘̍͑̂̒̑̈́̎̈́͗͑̏͝ͅS̵̛̞͇͙͉͎͍̝͇͈̦͉̪̃̐́̒̏͌̌̄̍͗̽͘ͅ

Barry chompfched the wet bees he slurped from his cup.

Chompfch by Trotrwastaken May 30, 2018

Choompunik

Verb, niki for short. Being duped -- as in deceived and manipulated -- by a woman, particularly a whore or prostitute. Typically, the perpetrator has many boyfriends and at least one husband at any given time; chances are that she is also a drug addict. The victims are often unsuspecting men under her spell. They would lease apartments under their name where the perpetrator would use them for receiving shipments of illegal drugs, running brothels, or other illegal activities, or all of the above. For the case of the perpetrator being an undocumented sex-worker, the victim may even be duped into providing her with legitimacy and financial support by marrying her in exchange for free sex. When the the victim is no longer useful or becoming a liability, the duped is dumped.

Noun, the act of choompunikking or the state of being choompunikked.

"Hey, dude. I be choompunikked again."

"Dude, so you been duped by Niki too, huh? You so lucky them cops didn't get you like they did me."

"Dude, duped and dumped nonethless." :(

Choompunik by Nemo Goes to CVS August 19, 2008

choompa 

Someone who is of the nastiest or most retarded

Look at Daniel shitting his pants, he's such a choompa

choompa by ChoompaLover911 September 22, 2017

choompunik

Noun. A covered BJ technique claimed to be developed by a prostitute and taught to her colleagues whereby the condom is placed inside her mouth and unrolled while doing a BJ. An unsuspecting newbie john will think that he is getting an uncovered BJ.

Verb. To perform a choompunik.

Happy john: Dude, I got a super wicked gnarly BJ from Niki last night.

Skeptical john: Are you sure she didn't give you a choompunik?

Happy john: You mean Niki choompunikked me. Wacky nakbut lame, dude!

choompunik by choompu October 20, 2008