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Choompunik

Verb, niki for short. Being duped -- as in deceived and manipulated -- by a woman, particularly a whore or prostitute. Typically, the perpetrator has many boyfriends and at least one husband at any given time; chances are that she is also a drug addict. The victims are often unsuspecting men under her spell. They would lease apartments under their name where the perpetrator would use them for receiving shipments of illegal drugs, running brothels, or other illegal activities, or all of the above. For the case of the perpetrator being an undocumented sex-worker, the victim may even be duped into providing her with legitimacy and financial support by marrying her in exchange for free sex. When the the victim is no longer useful or becoming a liability, the duped is dumped.

Noun, the act of choompunikking or the state of being choompunikked.
"Hey, dude. I be choompunikked again."

"Dude, so you been duped by Niki too, huh? You so lucky them cops didn't get you like they did me."

"Dude, duped and dumped nonethless." :(
Choompunik by Nemo Goes to CVS August 19, 2008
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choompunik

Noun. A covered BJ technique claimed to be developed by a prostitute and taught to her colleagues whereby the condom is placed inside her mouth and unrolled while doing a BJ. An unsuspecting newbie john will think that he is getting an uncovered BJ.

Verb. To perform a choompunik.
Happy john: Dude, I got a super wicked gnarly BJ from Niki last night.

Skeptical john: Are you sure she didn't give you a choompunik?

Happy john: You mean Niki choompunikked me. Wacky nakbut lame, dude!
choompunik by choompu October 20, 2008
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choompunik

Noun. A live-in prostitute; a whore who provides sexual service in exchange for financial support, legitimacy, protection from law enforcement, some of the above, or all of the above. The state of having a live-in prostitute.

Verb. To acquire the service of a choompunik. To enjoy the benefits of a having a choompunik.
Happy john: Dude, I choompunikked a choompunik. I be choompunikking everyday, dude, I be so choompunikked.

Jealous john: Dude. . .
choompunik by All Choomped Out October 21, 2008

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026