choompunik

Noun. A covered BJ technique claimed to be developed by a prostitute and taught to her colleagues whereby the condom is placed inside her mouth and unrolled while doing a BJ. An unsuspecting newbie john will think that he is getting an uncovered BJ.

Verb. To perform a choompunik.
Happy john: Dude, I got a super wicked gnarly BJ from Niki last night.

Skeptical john: Are you sure she didn't give you a choompunik?

Happy john: You mean Niki choompunikked me. Wacky nakbut lame, dude!
by choompu August 23, 2008
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