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Choompunik

Verb, niki for short. Being duped -- as in deceived and manipulated -- by a woman, particularly a whore or prostitute. Typically, the perpetrator has many boyfriends and at least one husband at any given time; chances are that she is also a drug addict. The victims are often unsuspecting men under her spell. They would lease apartments under their name where the perpetrator would use them for receiving shipments of illegal drugs, running brothels, or other illegal activities, or all of the above. For the case of the perpetrator being an undocumented sex-worker, the victim may even be duped into providing her with legitimacy and financial support by marrying her in exchange for free sex. When the the victim is no longer useful or becoming a liability, the duped is dumped.

Noun, the act of choompunikking or the state of being choompunikked.
"Hey, dude. I be choompunikked again."

"Dude, so you been duped by Niki too, huh? You so lucky them cops didn't get you like they did me."

"Dude, duped and dumped nonethless." :(
Choompunik by Nemo Goes to CVS August 19, 2008
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Noun. A covered BJ technique claimed to be developed by a prostitute and taught to her colleagues whereby the condom is placed inside her mouth and unrolled while doing a BJ. An unsuspecting newbie john will think that he is getting an uncovered BJ.

Verb. To perform a choompunik.
Happy john: Dude, I got a super wicked gnarly BJ from Niki last night.

Skeptical john: Are you sure she didn't give you a choompunik?

Happy john: You mean Niki choompunikked me. Wacky nakbut lame, dude!
choompunik by choompu October 20, 2008
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choompunik

Noun. A live-in prostitute; a whore who provides sexual service in exchange for financial support, legitimacy, protection from law enforcement, some of the above, or all of the above. The state of having a live-in prostitute.

Verb. To acquire the service of a choompunik. To enjoy the benefits of a having a choompunik.
Happy john: Dude, I choompunikked a choompunik. I be choompunikking everyday, dude, I be so choompunikked.

Jealous john: Dude. . .
choompunik by All Choomped Out October 21, 2008
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
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