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Chompfch

1. Crush (a soft or squishy foodstuff, traditionally bees) with the teeth, making a loud but muffled smushing

sound munching or chewing vigorously and noisily.

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Barry chompfched the wet bees he slurped from his cup.

by Trotrwastaken April 25, 2018