CAPBT 

CAPBT Business Services® specializes in providing consulting, administrative, payroll, bookkeeping, tax preparation, and other specialized services

CAPBT Business Services® specializes in providing consulting, administrative, payroll, bookkeeping, tax preparation services

CAPBT by CAPBT Business Services October 24, 2011

Captain Vape 

Superhero who vapes all the time and gets into trouble with the law and anti vape communities/extremists

The main protagonist of his own comic book series.

Invented by dr J

Captain vape is the illest superhero of the modern day era, puts every other hero to shame

Girl 1: omfg I’m soooo into comics now I need a good read

Guy 1: you should read captain vape?

Girl 1: wtf is that??! It sounds silly

Guy 1: just trust me, it’s worth the read, super entertaining

Girl 1: uh ok, I guess

*finishes reading*

Girl 1: ZOMG I LAVVVVV CAPTAIN VAPE!! He’s the greatest superhero of all time!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Vape by SavesomepU$$y4therestofUS January 27, 2022

Captain Twistie

Captain Twistie is a Revenant perceived as a dysphoric entity that pervades your consciousness. A powerful negative energy that's never far off.

Captain Twistie haunted your waking dreams.

Captain Twistie by Shougo February 5, 2022

Captain Ganja 

Famous pirate radio announcer who ran Radio Free Euphoria. His programs were aimed at reforming marijuana use laws and were often laced with great psychedelic rock music and humor.

For a while, WBCQ used to air both old and new programs from Captain Ganja.

Captain Ganja by pentozali November 27, 2006

Captain Kangaroo 

1 of the longest running children's TV shows, 1st episode Oct. 3, 1955. Bob Keeshan starred as Captain Kangaroo & at age 29 he dyed his hair gray to appear more "grandfatherly". His sidekick Mr. Green Jeans (he did wear green jeans overalls!) was played by Hugh Brannum. A few of the main characters were Mr. Moose, Mr. Rabbit, & Grandfather clock.

Captain Kangaroo was so popular & many, many kids watched it & were highly entertained; a great show!

Captain Kangaroo by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Battle Captain 

In a deployed HQ, there is one person who's job it is to make shit happen. This is the Battle Captain & it is a thankless task, involving many hours without sleep, trying to get more senior officers to stop dicking around & actually concentrate on the task in hand. If everything goes swimmingly, the same senior officers get the credit but if it all goes to ratshit, the Battle Captain has his or her buttons cut off, sword is snapped & they are sat on their horse backwards & paraded out of camp

"This is a rolling goatfuck & we are all going to die" followed by "let's blame the Battle Captain".

Battle Captain by Bumsnorkler March 22, 2019

capitalism is gay for pay 

capitalism gay for pay — the ironic and paradoxical behavior of the American legal system’s penchant of enacting laws against LGBTQ and Transexual people; while, simultaneously having corporate donors lining up to be sponsors for Gay Pride events when money can be made.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me — C.R.E.A.M.

This could be because of the “Double Income No Kids” lifestyle many gay people live, which gives them tremendous disposable income and purchasing power.

Or, it could be based on the deeply conflicted nature our culture has about sex and sexuality in all of its forms.

You can sell a car with a beautiful woman; she just can’t have access to Planned Parenthood, birth control, and abortion services.

Another example is the many versions of “boner pills” that can be purchased.

America, we are there for the erection — just not for the outcome.

An illustrative though not exhaustive list of “Rainbow Sponsors” include:

Ernst & Young
New York Life
Hilton
TD Bank
Converse
Toms

Absolut Vodka
Postmates
Disney (Take that Ron DeSantis a.k.a. The Great White Nope!)

A very interesting list.

One — somewhat unreasonable— response to all of this has been to shoot smaller sponsored consumer products with high velocity firearms.

This will not end well.

Capitalism isn’t gay; capitalism is gay for pay — actually a distinction without a difference.

capitalism is gay for pay by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 20, 2023