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Slutty industry standard of hooking up with no hassles and all of the rewards. Not to be confused with a relationship or any other type of committment. Keep it uncomplicated.
Naw, man, she's just some capital one.
by Christinalicious January 14, 2009
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A banking company that is nosy as hell because it wants to know what’s in your wallet 24/7.
TV Advertisement: Capital One be like, “What’s in your wallet?”
Viewer: I ain’t telling you! I mean come on bitch that’s my business!
by Cray Cray J April 02, 2019
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Another name for the exclamation point. "!" is the majuscule or upper case form of the character "1."
Every time I write numbers in my lab reports I use capital one instead of just one. I tried to type one thousand fourhundred three and came up with "!403."
by Shank89 November 16, 2010
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The company that gives me spam mail every day.

Also Capital One, definitely not you.
I open my mailbox every day and I get at least one Capital One letter every fucking day.
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by Not Bill from ft worth July 10, 2018
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