Capital

Meaning: the best, the greatest, and better than everything else.
Can also be a synonym for peng.

Person 1: hey bro. My favourite dessert is New York Cheesecake.
Person 2: Yeah man, that stuff’s right capital.

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Person 1: hey did you see her selfie the other night. Peng ting.
Person 2: yah, capital for sure.

by HiroiUmiCara February 04, 2018

Capital

To be utterly incompetent and without redeeming merit. Unfit for purpose.

Deliveryman: I have your item here madam, but I appear to have dropped it and kicked it on it's side...and pissed on it.
Recipient: Thanks. I expect nothing less from you capital retards

by Dan the shagger December 11, 2014

Capital

cigarette, or a pack of cigarettes.

yo, grab me a pack of Camel capitals.

by C.J. Henry February 23, 2004

Capitalization

Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse..
I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..

by HD July 28, 2004

Capitalism

Mr. Krabs

Mr. Krabs loved capitalism

by IntergalactalEnergy February 16, 2023

Capitalism

An economic system based on private ownership in which the major goal is to obtain profit. A free market economy.

The United States is a capitalist country.

by Gavrik July 05, 2005

Capitalism

When no birthday money

Capitalism:
“–Mom can i get birthday money?
–no”

by Ibeatyourepicmeat August 24, 2020