goatfuck 

A monumental screwup

Our weekend trip turned out to be a real goatfuck.

goatfuck by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003

Goatfuck 

A really messed-up(fucked up) situation or event.

They really turned the event into a goatfuck by their asinine behavior.

Goatfuck by Chilley April 28, 2011

Goatfuck 

A decision between staying with your friends/colleagues at the bar or going to sleep.

I want to hang with the guys at the bar but I've got an early flight tomorrow. This is a real goatfuck.

Goatfuck by Shiftylifty January 25, 2017

goatfuck 

All control is lost. Esp. concerning restaurant production.

There's 25 pizza's to make, 2 people making pizzas and the lobby is filling up with drunkards singing American Pie. The phones won't stop and the oven can't hold as many pizza's as have been sold....i.e. Total GoatFuck! At this point, you must "Baaaaah", there is no other option. The goat is creeping up on you. Watch your ass! Baaaaaahh.
Usually happens around 2:15am.

goatfuck by Antix May 2, 2006

goatfuck 

The process of victimizing a deserving enemy who shafted you in some way. Should be disproportionate in revenge severity.

Jacques Asse goatfucked Phred by riveting his cars doors shut in response to a verbal slight.

goatfuck by Jacques Asse February 2, 2009

goatfuck 

Derogatory adjective describing remote, primitive, or chaotic location; probably an insinuation regarding the perceived sexual practices of the locals.

"Did you hear, John was sent out to the middle of the Gobi desert with his work? That's a real goatfuck posting"

goatfuck by goatfuck January 8, 2008

Goatfuck 

GoatfuckMessy, sticky and complicated situation not moving fast enough or at all toward a resolution .

Goatfuck: Messy, Troubling and problematic. Could also mean disordered, disheveled and disorganized

Traffic was a total Goatfuck, today!

Goatfuck by Mek9 October 5, 2018