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A monumental screwup
Our weekend trip turned out to be a real goatfuck.
by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003
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A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
Similar to but more severe than goat rope.
The sales meeting started out Ok, then Chuck got up to speak and it went totally goat fuck.
by Q-Ball August 11, 2005
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Being in a situation SO screwed that there is no hope of recovery or clean withdrawal. also see FUBARnext stage up from Cluster Fucksimalar to goat rope.
Everybody was instructed to not fire until authorized by HQ (head quarters) while taking heavy incoming fire from the next block. The soldiers wondered how to get out of this Goat Fuck situation.
Also used in a question of responsability " who's in charge of this Goat Fuck?"
by FrontierViking June 23, 2005
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A decision between staying with your friends/colleagues at the bar or going to sleep.
I want to hang with the guys at the bar but I've got an early flight tomorrow. This is a real goatfuck.
by Shiftylifty January 25, 2017
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All control is lost. Esp. concerning restaurant production.
There's 25 pizza's to make, 2 people making pizzas and the lobby is filling up with drunkards singing American Pie. The phones won't stop and the oven can't hold as many pizza's as have been sold....i.e. Total GoatFuck! At this point, you must "Baaaaah", there is no other option. The goat is creeping up on you. Watch your ass! Baaaaaahh.
Usually happens around 2:15am.
by Antix April 20, 2006
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After things start out with good intentions and become completely screwed up beyond all recognition. Goat Fuck is beyond a cluster fuck, worse than a FUBAR. Continued attempts to correct the situation only make the situation worse and more embarrassing.

Term believed to be originally coined by G. Kirker around 1998 in Tennessee.
I volunteered to work on this old car before I realized what a goat fuck it really is.
by moneyblues September 15, 2010
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