C.C.D

C.C.D, a.k.a Cock Craving Disorder, is a deadly disease when someone craves the dick. They get so much semen in their system their body cant handle it and then explodes.

Melissa, hows your C.C.D coming along?
I just donated 20$ to the C.C.D foundation.

by its ya boi May 21, 2011

C.C.D

C.C.D : is now a term used in reference to fuck like a porn star to the point they over heat and can't cum💦💦💦 so C.C.D can't cum disorder

Damn dog I'm fucking pissed I still can't cum 💦 so think it's C.C.D like k187c

by k187c March 3, 2022

O.C.C.D.

Obsessive Compulsive Computer Disorder. When someone cannot accept what people say in casual conversation as being truth until they look it up on their computer or internet accessible phone. Symptoms include frequent googling at the dinner table, church or other inappropriate places.

Heather is so O.C.C.D. She cannot even sit through a conversation without going onto her phone to see if what people are saying is true.

by HAPPER November 2, 2008

D.C.D.C.

dcdc or “drunk cigs don’t count” refers to smoking cigarettes only when drunk. This allows people who smoke when drunk to ignore the stigma of smoking and to use drinking as an excuse

Rob: Bro you can’t smoke anymore. That’s so bad for you.
Jake: D.C.D.C. man

Rob: Shit you’re right

by i don’t even care August 12, 2021

C.D.C.

abbreviation (p. pr. & vb. n.) of "Credibility Distance Crap", just another "Craps from D.C:" or "Crazy Declaration by some Candidate" etc..

Jane: why the heck didnt u get shot?
JonX: u never C.D.C. me ever!!

by Tokyo20=21 October 3, 2021

O.C.C.I.D

An acronym for the tragic and debilitating medical condition- Obsessive Compulsive Calendar Invite Dickhead. Sufferers are known to infuriatingly and incessantly send google calendar invites to acquaintances for even the most trivial of scheduled appointments, thus clogging up the unwilling recipients email, calendar and life. The only proven treatment is for the perpetrator to be euthanised.

Pottsy: 'It's your round, I'm going to go for a piss.'
George: 'Hang on, I need a piss too- I'll send you a calendar invite'
Pottsy: (farting disapprovingly) 'Your O.C.C.I.D. is next level...plus why the fuck does the calendar invite say 'Piss and Dutch rudder? It's not a Tuesday'

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2017

C.C.U.D. (COMPULSIVE CLEAN UP DISORDER)

to clean, when everything is clean, the need to clean excessivley.

NOT A ACTUAL MEDICAL TERM, AT THIS TIME.

husband: what are you doing now?
wife: cleaning the inside of the bleach container..
husband: you have a bad case of C.C.U.D. (COMPULSIVE CLEAN UP DISORDER)

by the future doctor June 10, 2011