C.C.D, a.k.a Cock Craving Disorder, is a deadly disease when someone craves the dick. They get so much semen in their system their body cant handle it and then explodes.
Melissa, hows your C.C.D coming along?
I just donated 20$ to the C.C.D foundation.
Obsessive Compulsive Computer Disorder. When someone cannot accept what people say in casual conversation as being truth until they look it up on their computer or internet accessible phone. Symptoms include frequent googling at the dinner table, church or other inappropriate places.
Heather is so O.C.C.D. She cannot even sit through a conversation without going onto her phone to see if what people are saying is true.
dcdc or “drunk cigs don’t count” refers to smoking cigarettes only when drunk. This allows people who smoke when drunk to ignore the stigma of smoking and to use drinking as an excuse
Rob: Bro you can’t smoke anymore. That’s so bad for you.
Jake: D.C.D.C. man
An acronym for the tragic and debilitating medical condition- Obsessive Compulsive Calendar Invite Dickhead. Sufferers are known to infuriatingly and incessantly send google calendar invites to acquaintances for even the most trivial of scheduled appointments, thus clogging up the unwilling recipients email, calendar and life. The only proven treatment is for the perpetrator to be euthanised.
Pottsy: 'It's your round, I'm going to go for a piss.'
George: 'Hang on, I need a piss too- I'll send you a calendar invite'
Pottsy: (farting disapprovingly) 'Your O.C.C.I.D. is next level...plus why the fuck does the calendar invite say 'Piss and Dutch rudder? It's not a Tuesday'
husband: what are you doing now?
wife: cleaning the inside of the bleach container..
husband: you have a bad case of C.C.U.D. (COMPULSIVE CLEAN UP DISORDER)
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.