O.C.C.D.

Obsessive Compulsive Computer Disorder. When someone cannot accept what people say in casual conversation as being truth until they look it up on their computer or internet accessible phone. Symptoms include frequent googling at the dinner table, church or other inappropriate places.

Heather is so O.C.C.D. She cannot even sit through a conversation without going onto her phone to see if what people are saying is true.

by HAPPER November 2, 2008

O.C.C.I.D

An acronym for the tragic and debilitating medical condition- Obsessive Compulsive Calendar Invite Dickhead. Sufferers are known to infuriatingly and incessantly send google calendar invites to acquaintances for even the most trivial of scheduled appointments, thus clogging up the unwilling recipients email, calendar and life. The only proven treatment is for the perpetrator to be euthanised.

Pottsy: 'It's your round, I'm going to go for a piss.'
George: 'Hang on, I need a piss too- I'll send you a calendar invite'
Pottsy: (farting disapprovingly) 'Your O.C.C.I.D. is next level...plus why the fuck does the calendar invite say 'Piss and Dutch rudder? It's not a Tuesday'

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2017

O.C.D.

Is an acronym which stands for

Oversized Cock Disorder, and describes an individual who is packing at least 10 inches

I was going to put the hurt on Donna last night until she informed me her last boyfriend had O.C.D. I said what’s the big deal about obsessive compulsive disorder, there are ways to handle it. She responded by saying there is no way to “handle” someone with OCD, then informed me it stands for Oversized Cock Disorder. I asked how big this dong was, and she informed me 12 inches hard. Needless to say, I would have to give it to her 6 times if she wanted 12 from this guy. Ouch!

by Tee Cee Deez April 9, 2020

O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder)

A term used to describe, what should be a medical condition, where the affected person is obsessed with a current or ex lover that is a douchebag of some description. This is a generally unhealthy condition where, despite abuse, cheating, and blantant attempts at breaking up with them, the person will still take back an ex and accept their apology for the ump-teenth time. There usually is an abundance of advice from family and friends to advoid the Douche but this person still thinks the two of them should be together forever.

Me: Susie must have O.C.D.D.. She keeps taking Andrew back over and over after he cheats on her, gets another girl pregnant, packs all of her stuff up and moves her out, lies about hanging out with other girls and moves to a different state altogether.

You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).

by Far Far Away August 29, 2010

O.C.D. texts

O.C.D.-Obssessive Compulsive Disorder
Texts-messages received by a mobile device sent by another mobile device.

An O.C.D. text is when you constantly check your mobile device to see if you have a new text message but you still dont have any new texts. Sometimes the phone is checked multiple times within seconds and there are still no new texts.

Little Jonny: I just responded to Sally. Let me see if she texted back yet. Nope not yet.

5 seconds later: let me check again. nope not yet.

5 seconds later: let me check again. nope not yet.

5 seconds later: let me check again. nope not yet.

Little Timmy: Stop checking your O.C.D. texts.

by ballerboy[07]94 March 2, 2011

O.C.D

Obsessive Cudi Disorder, same as normal o.c.d but with Cudi instead!

Puni has an O.C.D at the moment as Kid Cudi's new album was released. While smoking a blunt.

by PUNI CPT Flamingo June 9, 2011

H.O.C.D

(pronounced Hoe-cee-dee) Hoe Obsessive Compulsive Disorder- when it is difficult to control one's desire to be a hoe to a point that it almost (or does) becomes obsessive.

My H.O.C.D has been acting up since this fine dude from Instagram started messaging me.

by Ricewithbroccli February 8, 2019