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Craps is a casino gambling game that involves 2 dice. The person rolls both dice and if they get 2,3, or 12 they lose, and if they get a 7 or 11, they win. Anything else, and the rules change. Now the person needs to roll his previous number before he rolls a seven. Keep doing this until he either gets his number and wins, or rolls a seven and loses. That is the basics of craps. This is the most balanced game in casinos, and the probability of winning is about 49.3%.
If you are on a winning streak in craps and the casino offers you drinks on the house, dont take them. You wont remember anything and the next thing, you wake up with your leg up your ass.
by crapassmaster December 28, 2005
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by ac April 25, 2004
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the runs, the shits, the trots, what happens when you eat too much taco bell and cant get off the john.
Oh man, i had to skip a date cause i had the craps.
by AndrewB May 28, 2005
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not to be confused with the gambling game, craps is when 2 ppl drop trough, push their assholes together, and then one of them shits. there is betting, however, only in THIS game, you bet on whether the shit will squish or go in.
Hey you ready to play craps tonight?

ya i got my money all ready. so what casino are we going to?

.... 0.0
by Courtney R. Klein November 17, 2006
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to have the runs or to drop little turdlets 1 at a time like pebbles into the bowl from your ass(also include droping dust from the shit choute
omg i felt like i had shit cancer cause my ass was releasing craps.

i hav the craps open your pussy!
by I es god n00bs February 8, 2008
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To describe something that is usually good or bad.
These Craps are mad phat! (the word "crap(s) is used as a noun to subsitute Cd's.
by Anonymous May 31, 2003
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Guys - when you're fucking a girl, pull out, cum in your hand, shake it in your hand and slap her in the face. (like your playing craps in vegas)

Chicks - you're blowin a guy, act like you swallow, spit in your hand, shake it up and slap the guy in the face.
Dude, i was in vegas this weekend and totally craps slapped a $80 hooker.

Omg kelly, i found out that my boyfriend was with a hooker in vegas last weekend so i thought "what a perfect time for a craps slap"
by texace13 July 6, 2010
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