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Obsessive Compulsive Chat Disorder - when you compulsively and absent-mindedly check your facebook or other chat despite knowing that no-one you want to talk to will be online.

The internet equivalent of constantly checking the empty fridge in the hope that some good food has materialised since you last checked it 5 minutes ago.
OCCD in action:

6:23pm - Damn it, John's not online
6:30pm - Hey, maybe John's online now...
6:36pm - I'm bored, I should just make sure John's still not online
6:40pm - Maybe if I check just once more he'll miraculously appear...
OCCD by king_rijj April 23, 2011
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OCCD is a condition which causes a person to repeat call to get your attention irrelevant of what you might be doing for irrelevant and unimportant reasons... "oh my god.. i have 7 missed calls in the last 5 mins" ...also afflicts exes who refuse to accept you have ceased to require them in your lives.....
OCCD by Nicola D. October 13, 2008
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Stands for "Obsessive Conversation-Contribution Disorder". Refers to where someone feels an irresistible urge to join in on a discussion and "add his two cents" during a break in a conversation, even if the speakers are not addressing him and the topics in said conversation have nothing whatever to do with him.
Sometimes a person with apparent OCCD is merely feeling lonesome or "left out" a lot of the time; joining one or more social groups can often go a long way to alleviate these unhappy feelings and reduce the resulting symptoms.
OCCD by QuacksO October 20, 2018

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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