Buttwogon

The thing my older sister says when we’re in the car and a person cuts in front of her.

Me:
Person cuts in front of my sister:
Her: you Buttwogon!!!

by Stan_yourbiggestfan06 February 2, 2021

buttwagon

buttwagon is an adjective.
It is what you call someone who is annoying and you would like to call them a butt and for emphasize you add wagon.

When your friend won't stop screaming you call them a buttwagon.

by dinkythedino August 22, 2014

Buttoon

Buttoon is a lengthened form of "butt." In other words, it is someone's rear end. It is a harmless, mild-mannered, and fun term.

Hey! You must have sat on something because you got a big spot on your buttoon!

Can you please move your big buttoon off my papers? What a big butt.

They are trimming their buttoons and bellies with exercise

by Alosauria October 22, 2011

Buttwood

Fecal matter, poop, shit.

Hey I am going go to go upstairs and chop some buttwood because if I do it down here it's be all loud and smelly and that would ruin the moment.

by donuts246 December 7, 2006

BUTTWOOD

A stiffy created for the sole purpose of ANAL sex... can not be satisfied by handers, Beejers, Tang, or any other means of action..

Tiffiny: Hey there KJ thats a great fuckin' boner you have there.

KJ: Thats no ordinary boner its a BUTTWOOD.. so shut the fuck up bend over and take this shit straight bitch.. no cheating!!

by Tyler Durden April 13, 2005

buttpoon

Definition: Someone on AOL who claims to be a lady's man, can claim they can make AOWomen feel like real women but in reality is probably some pimply-faced 16-year old with a 24 hour hard-on and a tube of KY on his dresser. He runs around to all his male friends in the school locker room asking them to stick a finger in his butt so he can experience his first orgasm.

Vinnie aka Undertaker666vjh enters the chatroom and hugs his "ladies", who promptly put him on "ignore" because he's a frocking tard and a half.

by TheOneTruBitch May 21, 2004

buttpogo

The act of anal sex so named because of the pumping acting performed by the man meat.

Totally buttpogoed her last night, but I forgot to wrap it.

by assblasters January 28, 2014