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Definition: Someone on AOL who claims to be a lady's man, can claim they can make AOWomen feel like real women but in reality is probably some pimply-faced 16-year old with a 24 hour hard-on and a tube of KY on his dresser. He runs around to all his male friends in the school locker room asking them to stick a finger in his butt so he can experience his first orgasm.
Vinnie aka Undertaker666vjh enters the chatroom and hugs his "ladies", who promptly put him on "ignore" because he's a frocking tard and a half.
by TheOneTruBitch May 21, 2004
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