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buttpoon 

Definition: Someone on AOL who claims to be a lady's man, can claim they can make AOWomen feel like real women but in reality is probably some pimply-faced 16-year old with a 24 hour hard-on and a tube of KY on his dresser. He runs around to all his male friends in the school locker room asking them to stick a finger in his butt so he can experience his first orgasm.
Vinnie aka Undertaker666vjh enters the chatroom and hugs his "ladies", who promptly put him on "ignore" because he's a frocking tard and a half.
buttpoon by TheOneTruBitch May 21, 2004

buttpoundosis 

The ability to attracting a beating ("butt pounding") without trying
That's Arthur. He has buttpoundosis.
(translation: He gets beat up a lot.)
buttpoundosis by George C. March 25, 2004
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buttpoundosis 

This is something that you can be catching when you are locked up in the butt pound for too much long a time.
You are to be seeing a doctor to help you with your buttpoundosis, you were locked up in the butt pound for too much long a time.
buttpoundosis by Nelson Drew April 5, 2004

buttprong 

An ignominious, sniveling, arrogant, whiny little twerp who thinks his opinion means something important. Quick
to criticize political enemies with ad hominems, taunts, threats, and physical challenges. First coined, righteously, on

1980's usenet newsgroups to identify political enemies on groups such as alt.flame.faggots, alt.flame.fucking.faggots, talk.abortion, and several other politically fiery newsgroups. This expression encompassed many meanings using only a single word!
"You are an asshole for being pro-life." And in reply, a poster responds: "And you and your ilk are assholes for being pro-choice, buttprong."
buttprong by 88_Fingers April 17, 2019

buttpoundosis 

what i be givin' you fools if i catch you alls in my cabbage patch, know what im sayin'?
Get outta my cabbage patch, fool. Now I'm gonna give you the osisest buttpoundosis of your sorry little life.
buttpoundosis by QQ Master D May 6, 2004

buttpoundosis 

Greg's butt is pounding because he has buttpoundosis.
buttpoundosis by Dr. X March 23, 2004
Buttoon is a lengthened form of "butt." In other words, it is someone's rear end. It is a harmless, mild-mannered, and fun term.
Hey! You must have sat on something because you got a big spot on your buttoon!

Can you please move your big buttoon off my papers? What a big butt.

They are trimming their buttoons and bellies with exercise
Buttoon by Alosauria October 22, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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