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buttpoon 

Definition: Someone on AOL who claims to be a lady's man, can claim they can make AOWomen feel like real women but in reality is probably some pimply-faced 16-year old with a 24 hour hard-on and a tube of KY on his dresser. He runs around to all his male friends in the school locker room asking them to stick a finger in his butt so he can experience his first orgasm.
Vinnie aka Undertaker666vjh enters the chatroom and hugs his "ladies", who promptly put him on "ignore" because he's a frocking tard and a half.
buttpoon by TheOneTruBitch May 21, 2004

buttpoundosis 

The ability to attracting a beating ("butt pounding") without trying
That's Arthur. He has buttpoundosis.
(translation: He gets beat up a lot.)
buttpoundosis by George C. March 25, 2004
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buttpoundosis 

This is something that you can be catching when you are locked up in the butt pound for too much long a time.
You are to be seeing a doctor to help you with your buttpoundosis, you were locked up in the butt pound for too much long a time.
buttpoundosis by Nelson Drew April 5, 2004

buttprong 

An ignominious, sniveling, arrogant, whiny little twerp who thinks his opinion means something important. Quick
to criticize political enemies with ad hominems, taunts, threats, and physical challenges. First coined, righteously, on

1980's usenet newsgroups to identify political enemies on groups such as alt.flame.faggots, alt.flame.fucking.faggots, talk.abortion, and several other politically fiery newsgroups. This expression encompassed many meanings using only a single word!
"You are an asshole for being pro-life." And in reply, a poster responds: "And you and your ilk are assholes for being pro-choice, buttprong."
buttprong by 88_Fingers April 17, 2019

buttpoundosis 

what i be givin' you fools if i catch you alls in my cabbage patch, know what im sayin'?
Get outta my cabbage patch, fool. Now I'm gonna give you the osisest buttpoundosis of your sorry little life.

buttpoundosis 

Greg's butt is pounding because he has buttpoundosis.
buttpoundosis by Dr. X March 23, 2004
Buttoon is a lengthened form of "butt." In other words, it is someone's rear end. It is a harmless, mild-mannered, and fun term.
Hey! You must have sat on something because you got a big spot on your buttoon!

Can you please move your big buttoon off my papers? What a big butt.

They are trimming their buttoons and bellies with exercise
Buttoon by Alosauria October 22, 2011