Buttwood

Fecal matter, poop, shit.

Hey I am going go to go upstairs and chop some buttwood because if I do it down here it's be all loud and smelly and that would ruin the moment.

by donuts246 December 7, 2006

BUTTWOOD

A stiffy created for the sole purpose of ANAL sex... can not be satisfied by handers, Beejers, Tang, or any other means of action..

Tiffiny: Hey there KJ thats a great fuckin' boner you have there.

KJ: Thats no ordinary boner its a BUTTWOOD.. so shut the fuck up bend over and take this shit straight bitch.. no cheating!!

by Tyler Durden April 13, 2005

Burtwood

A large member of the tree family dating back to the early 1800's. Burtwoods are very rare, and when in bloom, shower everyone in their path. It's been an ongoing joke to say someone could wake up with a "Burtwood" in their pants.

After a good sleep, Jason woke up next to his girlfriend, and she said, "Jesus Christ, you've got a Burtwood in your pants!"

by CollegeEducator December 7, 2010

buttpoodle

Dunmi Alabi

She was being such a "buttpoodle" today when she called me Emmer.

by innocent? June 7, 2010

buttfood

A g-string that is gobbled up by a bubble but.

epsilon: I used that ass as a pillow.
epsilon: That's buttfood
omoc: What?
epsilon: That g-string just got gobbled up by her but.

by aseomoc October 17, 2011

buttwonder

someone who is always talking out of their ass, making no sense to the people around him/her. A person who could be either funny, or very annoying.

the new boss at work is a complete buttwonder.

by wonder_woman January 5, 2009

buttnoodle

A loser or someone that is rude... just like saying buuthead

Gosh your such a buttnoodle!

by Kalabongak October 30, 2007