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Hey I am going go to go upstairs and chop some buttwood because if I do it down here it's be all loud and smelly and that would ruin the moment.
Buttwood by donuts246 December 7, 2006
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A stiffy created for the sole purpose of ANAL sex... can not be satisfied by handers, Beejers, Tang, or any other means of action..
Tiffiny: Hey there KJ thats a great fuckin' boner you have there.

KJ: Thats no ordinary boner its a BUTTWOOD.. so shut the fuck up bend over and take this shit straight bitch.. no cheating!!
BUTTWOOD by Tyler Durden April 13, 2005

Burtwood 

A large member of the tree family dating back to the early 1800's. Burtwoods are very rare, and when in bloom, shower everyone in their path. It's been an ongoing joke to say someone could wake up with a "Burtwood" in their pants.
After a good sleep, Jason woke up next to his girlfriend, and she said, "Jesus Christ, you've got a Burtwood in your pants!"
Burtwood by CollegeEducator December 7, 2010

buttpoodle

Dunmi Alabi
She was being such a "buttpoodle" today when she called me Emmer.
buttpoodle by innocent? June 7, 2010

buttfood 

A g-string that is gobbled up by a bubble but.
epsilon: I used that ass as a pillow.
epsilon: That's buttfood
omoc: What?
epsilon: That g-string just got gobbled up by her but.
buttfood by aseomoc October 17, 2011

buttwonder 

someone who is always talking out of their ass, making no sense to the people around him/her. A person who could be either funny, or very annoying.
the new boss at work is a complete buttwonder.
buttwonder by wonder_woman January 5, 2009

buttnoodle 

A loser or someone that is rude... just like saying buuthead
Gosh your such a buttnoodle!
buttnoodle by Kalabongak October 30, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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