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BUTTWOOD
A stiffy created for the sole purpose of ANAL sex... can not be satisfied by handers, Beejers, Tang, or any other means of action..
Tiffiny: Hey there KJ thats a great fuckin' boner you have there.
KJ: Thats no ordinary boner its a BUTTWOOD.. so shut the fuck up bend over and take this shit straight bitch.. no cheating!!
KJ: Thats no ordinary boner its a BUTTWOOD.. so shut the fuck up bend over and take this shit straight bitch.. no cheating!!
BUTTWOOD by Tyler Durden April 13, 2005
Related Words
BUTTWOOD • buttnoodle • Burtwood • buttpoodle • buttwonder • butt food • butt-woofer • Butt Wookie • butt woopin' • Butt words
Burtwood
A large member of the tree family dating back to the early 1800's. Burtwoods are very rare, and when in bloom, shower everyone in their path. It's been an ongoing joke to say someone could wake up with a "Burtwood" in their pants.
After a good sleep, Jason woke up next to his girlfriend, and she said, "Jesus Christ, you've got a Burtwood in your pants!"
Burtwood by CollegeEducator December 7, 2010
buttwonder
someone who is always talking out of their ass, making no sense to the people around him/her. A person who could be either funny, or very annoying.
buttwonder by wonder_woman January 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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