buttpoon

Definition: Someone on AOL who claims to be a lady's man, can claim they can make AOWomen feel like real women but in reality is probably some pimply-faced 16-year old with a 24 hour hard-on and a tube of KY on his dresser. He runs around to all his male friends in the school locker room asking them to stick a finger in his butt so he can experience his first orgasm.
Vinnie aka Undertaker666vjh enters the chatroom and hugs his "ladies", who promptly put him on "ignore" because he's a frocking tard and a half.
by TheOneTruBitch May 22, 2004
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dealismmmm

A person who pretends to be a WWE Icon; claims Vince McMahon is a person friend; is waiting for the call from Vince to come and join WWE programming as a superstar.
Dealismmmm: Vince won't call me because he knows I will KILL the competition.
by TheOneTruBitch March 29, 2004
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suzismashed

A man using a woman's screen name; shares a photo of an ugly woman claiming to be that person; and then reveals the fact that they aren't really a woman.

aka a hermaphrodite
Suzismashed: You're all just jealous cuz you wish you looked like me.

(later)

Suzismahsed: That wasn't really me. I'm actually a man.
by TheOneTruBitch March 29, 2004
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