buttsoon 

The monsoon-like shits that you get from eating Chinese food.

I love Chinese food! I just wish that I didn't have to deal with the buttsoon it causes afterwards.

buttsoon by 4u2trip June 10, 2018

buttstonked 

Being so twistedly fucked up (extremely inebriated in some form) that you literally can not and do not want to do anything.

X: Dude, that party was intensity in ten cities!

Y: Totally so dude, let's roast these righteous herbs and get thoroughly buttstonked to celebrate!

buttstonked by KyleFromTheAmandaShow March 24, 2014

Buttoon

Buttoon is a lengthened form of "butt." In other words, it is someone's rear end. It is a harmless, mild-mannered, and fun term.

Hey! You must have sat on something because you got a big spot on your buttoon!

Can you please move your big buttoon off my papers? What a big butt.

They are trimming their buttoons and bellies with exercise

Buttoon by Alosauria October 22, 2011

Buttson 

An insult. Can also be used to refer to someone.

Shut up buttson.
Hey buttson!

Buttson by poomaster December 3, 2005

buttsponge 

A GAY ASS FAGGOT WHO TAKES DICK UP HIS ASS

THAT BUTTSPONGE HAS SUCKED COCK IN EVERY BAR BETWEEN HERE AND SOHO

buttsponge by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 4, 2017

buttpoon 

Definition: Someone on AOL who claims to be a lady's man, can claim they can make AOWomen feel like real women but in reality is probably some pimply-faced 16-year old with a 24 hour hard-on and a tube of KY on his dresser. He runs around to all his male friends in the school locker room asking them to stick a finger in his butt so he can experience his first orgasm.

Vinnie aka Undertaker666vjh enters the chatroom and hugs his "ladies", who promptly put him on "ignore" because he's a frocking tard and a half.

buttpoon by TheOneTruBitch May 21, 2004

buttson 

buttson is a willy kid he is friends with his zika virus. when he was younger he got pusshed off a divine board and guy 1 called it a chiken.

now buttson calls everyone a chiken, he can't roast and he like to be called it

buttson by mousmane May 2, 2018