Buttstach
Buttstach by Mericanwordster July 6, 2014
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muttstache
A scraggly mustache/goatee that has many different colored hairs in it (brown, blond, red, grey, etc), particularly in patches, resembling the fur coat of a mongrel, or mutt.
May or may not be disgusting in appearance.
May or may not be disgusting in appearance.
That guy with the shaved head and goatee looked all hardcore until I saw his muttstache. Now he just looks like a redneck hillbilly skinhead reject, who likes country music, shotguns, and trucks with large tires on them.
Thanks for applying to the open management position. After careful consideration of your qualifications, we have decided to pursue a candidate who did not have a muttstache, and who would not pass for Jeff Foxworthy from a distance.
There ain't NUTHIN more 'Merican then.. coun'try myusic, bein listened to on a boombox by a guy with an awesome muttstache.
The West Virginia politician's constituents admired him for his honesty, charisma, and his neatly groomed muttstache.
Thanks for applying to the open management position. After careful consideration of your qualifications, we have decided to pursue a candidate who did not have a muttstache, and who would not pass for Jeff Foxworthy from a distance.
There ain't NUTHIN more 'Merican then.. coun'try myusic, bein listened to on a boombox by a guy with an awesome muttstache.
The West Virginia politician's constituents admired him for his honesty, charisma, and his neatly groomed muttstache.
muttstache by Bbungus May 6, 2010
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Bumstache
The visible panty line that is formed on the backside of a pair of fullback (granny) panties by the gusset stitching, going from one butt cheek to the other.
Bumstache by Kah-Kah Bum June 18, 2016
vestigial buttsack
When a person is born with the parts to form a butt (butt cheeks) but no flesh ever properly forms in it, so that the prson doesn't have the natural roundness of a butt and are therefore forced to sit on the extension of their thighs for lack of a natural butt. Or in simpler terms- lack of butt meat.
Hold on, is that Crystals's thighs or just her vestigial buttsack that's creeping from the top of her jeans when she bends over?
vestigial buttsack by Zoraya M May 19, 2008
buttspaghetti
my fnaf rap
YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!
(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSS! awesome music plays
Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, With a huge dong, and den da security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE!
girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS
me strokes dong mmmm ya its fredy fazber pizza with huge dings and blongs and bongs and frogsssss! with sexy scary animatrons!
YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!
(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSS! awesome music plays
Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, With a huge dong, and den da security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE!
girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS
me strokes dong mmmm ya its fredy fazber pizza with huge dings and blongs and bongs and frogsssss! with sexy scary animatrons!
buttspaghetti by Iamlonleucuzimsadandiamhated February 7, 2020
peeing your buttsack
peeing your buttsack by The real mike jones November 14, 2014
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