buttstache

When the hair in your ass crack is so long, it looks like a mustache.

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Buttstache

1) An abnormal amount of hair in the butt area.

2) Anyone or anything that has the aforesaid abnormal amount of hair in the butt region.

1) " wow did you see anthony's buttstache? it is soooo nasty."

2)" holy macaroni, chris is one giant buttstache."

Buttstache by S-Trip July 23, 2007

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The collection of hair around and atop the asshole. Forming a moustache of sorts on the butt.

"Damn bro, nice buttstache."

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A hairy, unkept bum.

That girl should not be wearing a thong at the beach, she obviously hasn't waxed her buttstache in months.

Buttstache by sara r. September 2, 2005

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The hair directly surrounding the anus or when the hair around the anus forms into a mustache shape.

When he spread his butt cheeks, his Buttstache was staring me right in the face.

I wanted to eat the booty like groceries, but the bitch had a nasty Buttstache.

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Shaving ones entire ass except around the butt hole.

Buttstache by WopFF May 6, 2015

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The random hair right above the buttcrack.

Chad has a major buttstache!

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