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buttoxen 

–noun

1. pl. of buttox. Olde English: Buttock(s)

2. More than one buttocks.
1. Little Jimmy's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets as he gazed across the sea of beautiful Brazilian babes' buttoxen, meandering over the Rio coastline.

2. The public toilet seat was falling off its hinges from years of the fat, pus-ridden buttoxen that pressed firmly against it each day.

3. Your family's buttoxen could weigh down a 747.
buttoxen by Hairy Bungaloo February 21, 2009

Holla Buttons

I was grindin' on a hottie last night, and ended up going home with her holla buttons.
Holla Buttons by Crimefish22 February 13, 2009

buttons deep 

The level of how intoxicated (increasing or decreasing) one person is through a night. (usually following a certain number of actual buttons deep) As the person (male or female) becomes more intoxicated and comfortable, more shirt buttons are undone. Either to show cleavage or chest hair, the drinking person might think makes them look more appealing. Good for use in present or past tense.
"Look at E over there...she's 3 buttons deep!"
"Ya she's felling the effects of the booze."

or:
"Man you were trashed last night!"
"Yeah I know, I was 5 buttons deep."
buttons deep by themagichat January 3, 2009

Cummy Buttons 

Unintentional ejaculation caused by repeated stimulation of buttons on a shirt. Often happens in extra excited pre-penetration conditions of clothing removal
guy 1: I got some last night
guy 2: she said it was Cummy Buttons

guy 1: *runsaway* *cry*
Cummy Buttons by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

buttoein 

the act of having a loved one stick their big toe up your ass, preferrably after a pedicure.
I can't wait to show my boyfriend my pedicure. He loves buttoein after i get my toes made up.
buttoein by gigiti March 26, 2010
A word Shawna (or Nanalew on YouTube) and Tessa (or Meekakitty on YouTube) use to describe each other. It can also be used as a synonym for butt or bottom, or an insult.
"She's a big buttinsk."
Buttinsk by nanakitty February 5, 2012