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Buttweiner
Buttweiner by mandyman January 31, 2009
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Benjamin Buttoning
When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.
Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!
Evan: Sweet!
Benjamin Buttoning by Eweezy86 March 7, 2010
snooze-buttoning
Did you know? An iPhone alarm will continue to sound every nine minutes, even after two full hours of snooze-buttoning.
snooze-buttoning by envirochef February 10, 2010
Buttoxin
When a person releases a particulary nasty smelling fart into the room.
a fart which is released from the buttocks, which could be described as being toxic.
hence the name buttoxin.
Butt + toxin/toxic = buttoxin.
a fart which is released from the buttocks, which could be described as being toxic.
hence the name buttoxin.
Butt + toxin/toxic = buttoxin.
Jim: *loud fart*
Jenny: "eugh, that smells disgusting!"
Jack: "that's toxic man."
Jim: "that's a true buttoxin!"
Jenny: "so nincompadrae!!"
Jenny: "eugh, that smells disgusting!"
Jack: "that's toxic man."
Jim: "that's a true buttoxin!"
Jenny: "so nincompadrae!!"
Buttoxin by ClareyMcfarey :) March 2, 2010
Buttoxing
Buttoxing by buttoxmaster4 December 11, 2011
buttoxin
buttoxin by Roland Warren October 30, 2006
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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