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–noun

1. pl. of buttox. Olde English: Buttock(s)

2. More than one buttocks.

1. Little Jimmy's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets as he gazed across the sea of beautiful Brazilian babes' buttoxen, meandering over the Rio coastline.

2. The public toilet seat was falling off its hinges from years of the fat, pus-ridden buttoxen that pressed firmly against it each day.

3. Your family's buttoxen could weigh down a 747.

buttoxen by Hairy Bungaloo February 21, 2009

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buttoxen

1. pl. of buttox. Olde English: Buttock(s)

2. More than one buttocks.

buttoxen by Hairy Bungaloo April 1, 2009

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Buttoxin

When a person releases a particulary nasty smelling fart into the room.

a fart which is released from the buttocks, which could be described as being toxic.

hence the name buttoxin.

Butt + toxin/toxic = buttoxin.

Jim: *loud fart*

Jenny: "eugh, that smells disgusting!"

Jack: "that's toxic man."

Jim: "that's a true buttoxin!"

Jenny: "so nincompadrae!!"

Buttoxin by ClareyMcfarey :) March 2, 2010

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Buttoxing

The act of putting ones bare butt against someone when they are not expecting it.

Yo dude i was totally daydreaming and then before i knew it he was buttoxing me.

Buttoxing by buttoxmaster4 December 11, 2011

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buttoxin

The substance or stain left in ones underwear when a fart is mixed with diarrhea.

The buttoxin in your underwear just won't come out.

buttoxin by Roland Warren October 30, 2006

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Buttoxins

Toxic gas, liquid or solid from someone's buttocks.

I could smell someone's buttoxins in the elevator.

Buttoxins by Jack P August 10, 2014

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Buttoxin

A nasty fart or hella shit

Ah, that fart was Buttoxic

Damn, that Buttoxin is gonna kill some one

Caution, bathroom closed due to a spill of Buttoxin

Buttoxin by pairofpant January 18, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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