Buttoxing 

The act of putting ones bare butt against someone when they are not expecting it.

Yo dude i was totally daydreaming and then before i knew it he was buttoxing me.

Buttoxing by buttoxmaster4 December 11, 2011

Buttering the cat 

This term began to appear after the December 2021 viral Reddit post "AITA for “perpetuating ethnic stereotypes” about Jorts?" on r/AmITheAsshole by u/ThrowawayOrangeCat about a conflict involving two cats at their workplace. The cats are named Jean and Jorts, and to cut a long story short, a human colleague named Pam had been spreading margarine on Jorts to encourage him to groom himself. (Presumably he would like the taste and spend more time licking it off.) It's unclear whether Jorts responded to this, because Jean began to lick his fur -- this upset her digestive system. Pam was asked to stop applying margarine to Jorts. Readers shared the post to social media, and people began posting memes and jokes about the situation.

Later that month, #DisabilityTwitter used the situation as an analogy, to address whether a particular accommodation is useful. (Implied: even if it's well-intentioned, if it's not helpful to the person with needs, it wastes time and may actually have negative impacts. Just like applying margarine to Jorts.)

"Are you helping, or are you just buttering the cat?" (from #DisabilityTwitter)

A person may want to help resolve a difficult situation, but realizes that they lack the necessary skills and would just make things worse: "I'd love to help, but at this point I suspect I'd just be buttering the cat ..."

Buttering the cat by TapirTrouble December 21, 2021

buttoxen 

–noun

1. pl. of buttox. Olde English: Buttock(s)

2. More than one buttocks.

1. Little Jimmy's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets as he gazed across the sea of beautiful Brazilian babes' buttoxen, meandering over the Rio coastline.

2. The public toilet seat was falling off its hinges from years of the fat, pus-ridden buttoxen that pressed firmly against it each day.

3. Your family's buttoxen could weigh down a 747.

buttoxen by Hairy Bungaloo February 21, 2009

Balloon Butting 

Balloon Butting is when you stick a balloon into your anus and then have a friend inflate it to induce sexual pleasure, or you self inflate using a series of tubes/straws.

Hey did you hear that Paul was Balloon Butting?
Ya! It totally burst inside of him and he pooped out plastic!

Balloon Butting by RickyPJangles May 18, 2014

jelly bottoming 

Part of a sex game adults play called "Jelly Bottoms" where the parties of the sexual act squeeze out the cinnamon gelatin/jelly out of the buns and smear it into each others anuses and then through a forceful push of the rectum expel the jelly back into the bun and use it for resale.

Apply now for a role in "Cinnabon Angels 2". We are ready to begin filming at the Cinnabon in Tampa as soon as we can find a good FIT for our leading man Chan! Must have previous experience Jelly Bottoming to be considered.

jelly bottoming by Myron Gaines November 22, 2013

Bottoming Out 

To "bottom out" is when one is having sex and the penis reaches the cervix, or the top part of the vagina, and can go no deeper. This can be referred to as "bottoming out," or in the past tense as "bottomed out."

It can be either painful or pleasurable, depending on the girl and how extreme the bottoming out is.

Man, I was fucking this chick last night and she told me to stop cause my dick was so big I was bottoming out on her.

Bottoming Out by ponnor September 26, 2012

Buttering 

It's the opposite of a roast. While people in a roasting event would gather up to make fun of a single person, a buttering event has people gather up to adore, praise, and talk good about that person. Sometimes, it's extended to include everyone, so that each person has a chance to receive a variety of compliments. You can't talk bad about someone at a buttering event. The worst you can get to talking bad about someone is constructive criticism, guidence, and maybe a compliment sandwhich.

Coworker 1: Hey. Have you heard that the Coolerman and The Boss were feeling sad lately

Coworker 2: Yeah. They were feeling underappreciated, lonely, and unconfident.

Coworker 3: I have an idea! Let's have a buttering.

Coworker 1 and Coworker 2: That's a great idea!

Coworker 1: That way, they would feel more appreciated.

Coworker 2: A buttering event sounds perfect!

* later that day.

All: Surprise!!!

Coolerman and The Boss: This is so unexpected!

Coworker 7: Coolman is so awesome, he helped me with some paperwork

Coworker 5: The Boss is so cool, he gave me a day off when I was feeling sick.

Coworker 8: Coolman is so fantastic, he helped organize my daughter's birthday party.

Coworker 9: The Boss and Coolman are so cool, they're indestructable!
ect.

Buttering by HawiianPunch1 February 15, 2014