Noun. Synonym for FBI agent, homonym for butthead. Derogatory police slang, frequently encountered in crime dramas with a pronounced anti-federal bent (cf. CSI: Miami). Complex metonymic substitution derived from three firmly held beliefs: 1. States' rights; 2. Sexual ambiguity of neat dressers; 3. You are what you eat (cf. grass-fed).
Singular:
Det. Speedle: "What is that buttfed doing asking out Calleigh?"
Det. Delko: "He's probably going undercover as a straight dude."
Plural:
Lt. Caine: "I want you two buttfeds out of my crime scene right now!"
Presumably, can be defined as the result of introducing your bitch as wifey and therefore it can be derived from the statement that we know she sluttin'. This is the second result in a three step process which proceeds as follows-
1) Breaking a brick down
2) Nutting and butting
3) Making a nigga be duckin'
Using this information we can now shorten the list down and figure out that nutted is used to describe a man jizzing, and butted is having sex in the ass otherwise known as anal. According to the evidence "nutting and butting" is the act of ejaculation but doing it in the ass.
1. Introduce me to your bitch as wifey and we know she sluttin'
Broke a brick down, nutted butted, now that nigga duckin'
- By Migos Bad and Boujee 2016, Verse 2 Quavo
2. I nutted butted your bitch, now watchu gonna do about it Jamal
3. Yo thanks for giving me your bitch, loving nutting butting her
when someone calls you on your cell phone and you do not want to talk to them you hit the side button to dismiss their call and direct them to you voicemail.
"Anthony's calling again, hes about to get bitch buttoned." "hopefully he gets the point and stops bugging."