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The act of being bullshitted by someone who claims to know business.
You got Buttoed by the loan officer at the bank. If you need some money for your startup, we can arrange a loan. The act of being Buttoed.
Buttoed by StartUper May 29, 2018
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buttoein 

the act of having a loved one stick their big toe up your ass, preferrably after a pedicure.
I can't wait to show my boyfriend my pedicure. He loves buttoein after i get my toes made up.
buttoein by gigiti March 26, 2010
Noun. Synonym for FBI agent, homonym for butthead. Derogatory police slang, frequently encountered in crime dramas with a pronounced anti-federal bent (cf. CSI: Miami). Complex metonymic substitution derived from three firmly held beliefs: 1. States' rights; 2. Sexual ambiguity of neat dressers; 3. You are what you eat (cf. grass-fed).
Singular:
Det. Speedle: "What is that buttfed doing asking out Calleigh?"
Det. Delko: "He's probably going undercover as a straight dude."

Plural:
Lt. Caine: "I want you two buttfeds out of my crime scene right now!"
buttfed by Lönnrot December 18, 2022

nutted butted

Presumably, can be defined as the result of introducing your bitch as wifey and therefore it can be derived from the statement that we know she sluttin'. This is the second result in a three step process which proceeds as follows-
1) Breaking a brick down
2) Nutting and butting
3) Making a nigga be duckin'
Using this information we can now shorten the list down and figure out that nutted is used to describe a man jizzing, and butted is having sex in the ass otherwise known as anal. According to the evidence "nutting and butting" is the act of ejaculation but doing it in the ass.
1. Introduce me to your bitch as wifey and we know she sluttin'
Broke a brick down, nutted butted, now that nigga duckin'
- By Migos Bad and Boujee 2016, Verse 2 Quavo

2. I nutted butted your bitch, now watchu gonna do about it Jamal

3. Yo thanks for giving me your bitch, loving nutting butting her
nutted butted by Your_Pimp July 1, 2017

Side Buttoned 

The term used when you call someone and they hit the ignore button on their cell phone, to avoid speaking with you.

The term originates with Nextels because they have a side button to do that.

You know you've been side buttoned if it rings for a shorter time than usual before going to voicemail.
Mark: Oh no! Greg is calling
Jessica: Don't answer it!
Mark: Good idea, I'll side button him.

Greg: What the fuck, TWO rings? Fuck Mark for side buttoning me.
Side Buttoned by Li Hibbs September 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2005

bitch buttoned 

when someone calls you on your cell phone and you do not want to talk to them you hit the side button to dismiss their call and direct them to you voicemail.
"Anthony's calling again, hes about to get bitch buttoned." "hopefully he gets the point and stops bugging."
bitch buttoned by rick sanchez August 23, 2006
Did you see Nicholas get totally “buttied” today
Buttied by Suddos ma May 26, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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