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an individual who seeks to acquire something desired by borrowing, begging for, stealing, purchasing, being awesome, or by other means.

Marvin asked me if I changed my number, because I haven't been answering his texts when he asks for food. He's such a butthooker! He needs to butthook a job.

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Butthooker

A person who acquires desirable things by begging, stealing, mooching , killing, prostituting or by any other means.

"He's over here at dinnertime again?! we can't afford to feed him again! Gawd! What a butthooker!"

"Hey, can I butthook a fag?" (Butthook a Cigarette)

Butthooker by Jeebis... April 22, 2011

Related Words

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Buttrooper

A person that is hot for butt. They are a buttrooper.

Man the way that guy looked at my ass it felt like it was on fire. He must have been a real buttrooper!

Buttrooper by Floundah November 19, 2020

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buttholer

One that enjoys spelunking in deep dark caves.

Obie sure is a buttholer!

buttholer by obie October 27, 2003

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buttbooked

Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.

I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?

buttbooked by dmaestas March 10, 2010

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BUTTHOLERY

The act of doing something buttholish or mean.

Don't pull that buttholery on me!

BUTTHOLERY by KIM HENN January 26, 2011

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butthogger

One who has an unhealthy fascination with butts or butt-related paraphernalia

Todd's tendency to stare at people's asses showed that he was a real butthogger.

butthogger by CanisMinor November 5, 2013

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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