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butthookery 

Hooliganism; any act that would normally be considered socially unacceptable, or that leads to catastrophe. Usually used in a light hearted manner.
"Charlie Sheen, upon deciding to be crazy, went on a rampage of butthookery and hooliganism. He was unstoppable, but certainly wasn't winning."
butthookery by notrenavy February 9, 2013
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butthooker

an individual who seeks to acquire something desired by borrowing, begging for, stealing, purchasing, being awesome, or by other means.
Marvin asked me if I changed my number, because I haven't been answering his texts when he asks for food. He's such a butthooker! He needs to butthook a job.
butthooker by SquishyMotion April 7, 2011

BUTTHOLERY 

The act of doing something buttholish or mean.
Don't pull that buttholery on me!
BUTTHOLERY by KIM HENN January 26, 2011

buttfoolery 

Of or relating to antics involving the buttocks or anal opening.
"Babe, i'm not into that. Stop this buttfoolery."
buttfoolery by K.G. MadMan June 9, 2005

buttockery 

the art of beating the drums. The studies of playing the drums on a fine black man's backside.
Look at that man over there, he has all the qualifications buttockery 101!
buttockery by she-nay-nay July 8, 2006

Butthooker

A person who acquires desirable things by begging, stealing, mooching , killing, prostituting or by any other means.
"He's over here at dinnertime again?! we can't afford to feed him again! Gawd! What a butthooker!"

"Hey, can I butthook a fag?" (Butthook a Cigarette)
Butthooker by Jeebis... April 22, 2011

butthonker 

That person is a real butthonker, he turns down normal sex so he can do it in their ass.
butthonker by Milford III December 2, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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