obie's definitions

Spitting Cobra

n.
1. Name of a sex act performed by first, having anal sex and releasing ejaculate into the anus and then sucking the ejaculate out of the anus with a straw (see Feltching) and finally spitting the ejaculate into the mouth of a third party.

"After Feltching my woman, I like to sneak a Spitting Cobra in on my roommate while he's sleeping."

by obie April 16, 2006

pancaking

v. in comedy: when a stand-up comic starts strong and engages the crowd well but ends weakly and has lost the audience.
Term made popular by Mitch Hedberg.

"Pancakes are great when you start eating them, but by the time you get to the end your totally sick of them. That's why pancaking is a going to be a new comedy term, because some comics start off great. By the time their ending their act, though, you're sick of them. 'Hey, look at Mitch up there! He's totally pancaking!'"

by Obie August 23, 2006

buttholer

One that enjoys spelunking in deep dark caves.

Obie sure is a buttholer!

by obie October 27, 2003

Tokyo

noun
1 the largest city in Japan with the population of 12,000,000

by obie September 12, 2003

cowboy dan

a major player on the cowboy scene who goes to the reservation, drinks and gets mean, they say he'll start a war, he hops in his pickup puts the peddle to the floor and says "i've got mine but i want more" then he drives to the desert and fires his rifle in the sky and says "god if i have to die, you will have to die."
he didn't move to the city, the city moved to him and and he wants out desperately

"Cowboy Dan's a major player!"

by obie January 26, 2004

bleecher

n. 1. One who bleaches their pubic hair blonde.
2. One who bleaches the hair on their head.
3. An unnaturally blonde male or female that carries one or more sexually transmitted diseases.

1. Dude, bleecher porn is the best, the carpet matches the drapes, know what I'm saying?
2. They can't really be blonde, they have got to be bleechers.
3. That fucking bleecher gave me herpes AND the clap!

by obie October 20, 2003

Trading Quarters

The exchanging of anecdotes or experiances instead of conversation. Small talk that is meant to make all parties involved feel good.

Tom and Paul were Trading Quarters when they first met.

by obie June 20, 2006