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buttholish by KurDt February 17, 2005
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dos buttholios
a mythical creature of mexican canadian decent known for its abnormally sized foot and distinct ballchinian resemblence, however unseen to the naked eye due to a patch of fur directly over the tail bone is the legendary feature from witch it draws its name, her second butthole is discretely placed right atop the seperation of the gluteus maximus muscular insertion (aka, buttcrack) and most notably she is known for her distinct symphonic gastric releases, as harmonic and enchanting as it is deadly, to this day there is only one known to be in captivity and has been given the human friendly name of jessica white to as not detour the curious from her splendor and overall gentle nature, in all dos buttholios is a creature to be respected, repopulated and maybe one day accepted into our comunity to live as one with a more intellegent and sophisticated mammal like us humans
did you hear that? sounds like two winds colliding, it's beautifull... wait! thats not the song of the forest, it's dos buttholios!!
dos buttholios by stuju666 January 26, 2011
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buttholstering
the willful retention of noxious emissions from the butthole, or the habit of refraining from farting.
The female sex suffers a much greater risk for spontaneous combustion due to their predisposition to buttholstering.
buttholstering by tblank January 9, 2010
Buttholing
The act of pulling your sweatshirt strings as tight as they can go where only your mouth is showing so you can breathe.
Buttholing by DankBudz March 23, 2018
buttholes
1. Any group of people that generally lack talent, humor, modesty, intelligence, or any related qualities of otherwise normal people.
2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes.
3. The holes in butts.
2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes.
3. The holes in butts.
I was looking for a good boulder for Dinosaur Sex in the woods when some buttholes were blasting Counting Crows on their radio. I pushed my ear-buttons to keep out the wretched garbage-noise.
buttholes by Barnaby J. July 6, 2008
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