Buttheard

When a female is in a legal battle with a male that she is expected to win because of her gender, but then hard evidence comes in to show that he is in fact innocent. First it looked like the female was winning hard, but in reality she is getting pounded legally, referring to the legal battle between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.

"My wife is trying to get the kids because she claims that I am an alcoholic, however we have security cameras in our house that shows the opposite!" Said Frederik. "Wauw, you're pounding that woman legally, she must be pretty buttheard!" answered Christian.

"Remember that time were Amber Heard was trying to destroy Johnny Depp because he was a man so no one would believe him?" "Yeah, boy were she wrong! I will never forget how buttheard she was!"

by Mandasm June 1, 2022

Butthersia

It's basically the formal definition of being butthurt.

Guy: Doctor, I think I'm crazy! I'm so jealous of everyone that it pains me in my rear.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to say this, but you're suffering from Butthersia.

by DredMan January 28, 2013

Beavis and Butthead

The greatest show on Earth, and possibly the galaxy, in which two teenagers set off on a journey to try to get laid, or possibly make some money off Mr. Anderson, and in-between, they may eat nachos, listen to music, or other cool things like that.

Beavis: (heehee hee) hey Butthead (hee he) let's go masturbate in Anderson's trailer
Butthead: (huuh huh) awesome!
Beavis and Butthead: Breakin' the law! Breakin' the law!

by Jason A. Smith August 4, 2007

Beavis and Butthead

This masterpiece by Mike Judge was what made MTV worth watching. Forget TRL. Forger Real World. Forget MTV's Cribs. Beavis and Butthead was the best show on MTV. Featured two idiots and their hilariously moronic adventures, and their "reviews" of old songs.

Butthead: Hey Beavis, (uh huh huh huh) let's go toilet-paper Stewart's house (uh huh huh huh huh).
Beavis: (heh heh heh) Cool! And I wanna break something too! (heh heh heh heh)

by AYB June 11, 2003

Beavis and Butthead

The only reason most people watched MTV. Sadly, the corporate fuckers killed the show off and fired Mike Judge. Now we have to watch King of the Hill just to get some reminders of its predecessor.

Butthead: Er....TV sucks. (uh huh huh huh) Lets go like call somebody and stuff (uh huh huh huh huh).
Beavis: Yeah. (heh heh heh) We still have that Harry Sachz number? (heh heh heh) Harry Sachz (heh heheheheh).
Butthead: (uh huhuhuhuhuh) Okay.(uh huh huh). I've gotta take a dump (uh huhuhuhuh) We can call him from there (uh huhuhuhuhuh).
Beavis: (heh heheheheheheh) Plop! (heh heheheheheh).

by middle finger September 17, 2003

Beavis and Butthead

2 of Americas most promising individuals, will one day aspire to more than TV and nachos. And maybe get laid.

Huh huh. He said anus.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

Beavis and Butthead

Two of the funniest cartoon characters ever; got screwed over by MTV (the bastards).

Butthead: Hey Beavis!
Beavis: What?
Butthead: He said screwed! Huh huh huh!
Beavis: Mmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm! Boiiiiinnggg!

by Anonymous May 16, 2003