9 definitions by Mandasm
When an individual has a negative perspective towards sexually promiscuous people. They will go to great lengths to avoid have a sexual relationship with them out of pure dislike.
When Lars said: "I don't want to have sex with Sofie! She has been used more than a doormat and is probably just as dirty!" her sister replied: "Man, you are such a hoemophobe! Its what's on the inside that counts!" To which Lars wittingly replied: "Exactly! That's what I am afraid of!"
When Clara asked: "Can you recommend getting a good dicking from Billy?" Laura replied: "At first yes, the dicking is good! But its good because he has a lot of experience! Maybe to much... Its still itching!" And Clara wittingly poked back: "Are you sure you're not just being a hoemophobe?"
When Clara asked: "Can you recommend getting a good dicking from Billy?" Laura replied: "At first yes, the dicking is good! But its good because he has a lot of experience! Maybe to much... Its still itching!" And Clara wittingly poked back: "Are you sure you're not just being a hoemophobe?"
by Mandasm May 22, 2022
The title of the first (to come) female president in The United States of America, "Bush" being a title referring to what makes her so unique and special and different from every other president in american history, the luscious unkept untrimmed bush between her strong female legs
"I was hoping Hillary Clinton would be the first President Bush!" Said american number 1. "You're mixing two different families!" Replied american number 2. "No!" Said american number 1. "I was referring to her thick hairy bush!"
by Mandasm May 24, 2022
A typical greeting between Chinese Americans, used as a combination of the Chinese: "Ni hao" and the English: "How are you?" Its a way for the Chinese Americans, also known by the Chinese as bananas, white on the inside and yellow on the outside, to celebrate both their asian and western heritage.
When a Chinese American ask a fellow Chinese American the age old question "Ni how are you? Would you like some dumplings?" They always expect them to reply: "Ni how are you yourself? Im good, and dumplings sounds terrific! Happy year of the unicorn!"
by Mandasm May 20, 2022
When a male is in a legal battle with a female that he is expected to lose because of his gender, but then hard evidence comes in to show that he is in fact innocent. First it looked like the male was getting fucked, but in reality he is Balls Depp in the female, referring to the legal battle between Johnny Depp and Amber Turd.
"My wife is trying to get the kids because she claims that I am an alcoholic, however we have security cameras in our house that shows the opposite!" Said Frederik. "Wauw, you're Balls Depp in that bitch!" answered Jakob.
"Remember that time were Amber Turd was trying to destroy Johnny Depp because he was a man so no one would believe him?" "Yeah, boy were she wrong! He was actually Balls Depp in her! Legally"
"Remember that time were Amber Turd was trying to destroy Johnny Depp because he was a man so no one would believe him?" "Yeah, boy were she wrong! He was actually Balls Depp in her! Legally"
by Mandasm May 24, 2022
A term describing the feeling after a woman agreeing to get down and dirty and when she undresses she reveals an unexpected not before revealed thickness around booty or breast that comes as a pleasant surprise to the beholder. The feeling of joy and unexpected excitement is what it means to be "Down with the thickness"
Frederik: "Dude Sasha is such a pothead, she always wears big jeans and sweaters so you can never see her body, but after we fiddled on the sofa and she undressed I was surprised by her voluptuous curves!"
Lauge: "Wauw, how did did you take it?"
Frederik: "I was totally down with the thickness!"
Lauge: "Nice!"
Lauge: "Wauw, how did did you take it?"
Frederik: "I was totally down with the thickness!"
Lauge: "Nice!"
by Mandasm March 22, 2023
When you are acquainted with a male or a female who enjoy the frequent partaking of sexual activities, yet when they are presented with this fact are oblivious to the extend of their whoring.
"My friend Jessica doesn't understand that her new boyfriend insists on using a condom because she has been used more than a choir boy in a Catholic church!" "Really? Wauw, she should really get some help for her whoretism!"
"My friend Lars is collecting sexual diseases like children collect pokemon cards and he seems oblivious to where they come from! And he sleeps with a new woman every night! I wonder if the doctor could cure his whoretism?"
"My friend Lars is collecting sexual diseases like children collect pokemon cards and he seems oblivious to where they come from! And he sleeps with a new woman every night! I wonder if the doctor could cure his whoretism?"
by Mandasm May 20, 2022
When a female is in a legal battle with a male that she is expected to win because of her gender, but then hard evidence comes in to show that he is in fact innocent. First it looked like the female was winning hard, but in reality she is getting pounded legally, referring to the legal battle between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.
"My wife is trying to get the kids because she claims that I am an alcoholic, however we have security cameras in our house that shows the opposite!" Said Frederik. "Wauw, you're pounding that woman legally, she must be pretty buttheard!" answered Christian.
"Remember that time were Amber Heard was trying to destroy Johnny Depp because he was a man so no one would believe him?" "Yeah, boy were she wrong! I will never forget how buttheard she was!"
"Remember that time were Amber Heard was trying to destroy Johnny Depp because he was a man so no one would believe him?" "Yeah, boy were she wrong! I will never forget how buttheard she was!"
by Mandasm June 1, 2022