Where inserting ones penis into anothers anus you become attatched to them and are unable to relieve yourself from that particular orafice without a hospital visit.

bloke: take that slut!
slut: Owwwwwwwwww!
bloke: shit... i cant get out, a bloody bumlock!

bumlock by blemeh August 5, 2003

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bumsuck

To heavily drool on the end of a cigerette, most possibly one you are sharing with a friend or work coleage

"OMFG!! Oh my fucking God, Poppy! Look how much you've bumsucked it! Your skanking me! Your skanking me, mate! You've gotta pay me back for all of that! That's 17p please! You're twisting my melons, man!! Look how much you've bumsucked it. Quit skanking me!"

bumsuck by Armadillo April 26, 2005

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Bumsack

A sack which hangs from the buttocks of millions of North Americans.

"Look at that gnarly bumsack."

Bumsack by squackerdoodle August 23, 2011

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Bumlock Egg Whisk

Putting someone in a bumlock (similar to a headlock) and then whisking their rectum with the other hand.

I bent the lass over and give her the old bumlock egg whisk special

Bumlock Egg Whisk by tjs343 January 18, 2023

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Bumsuck

To leave large passionate hickey's inside another males rectum.

Wow Kenny bumsucked the fuck out of me last night I can't even walk.

Bumsuck by gustebeast October 8, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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