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Where inserting ones penis into anothers anus you become attatched to them and are unable to relieve yourself from that particular orafice without a hospital visit.
bloke: take that slut!
slut: Owwwwwwwwww!
bloke: shit... i cant get out, a bloody bumlock!
bumlock by blemeh August 5, 2003
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Bumlock Egg Whisk 

Putting someone in a bumlock (similar to a headlock) and then whisking their rectum with the other hand.
I bent the lass over and give her the old bumlock egg whisk special
Bumlock Egg Whisk by tjs343 January 18, 2023

The Bumlock

Potentially the world's most dangerous wrestling maneuver, perfected in Belgium in the late 18th century by Shaolin Gypsies. The technique itself is shrouded in mystery, the most recent known practitioner of the Bumlock is William Roache who plays Ken Barlow in Coronation street. Currently outlawed by all Professional wrestling Organisations because of its Brutal Nature.
J.R- "Oh my god King its the Bumlock!"

King- "Here, i hate the Bumlock it lashes!"

cyberian bumlock 

A sex possition, two dicks required for this one, like a reverse scissor move, both dicks enter the other person's anus at the same time making double penetration for the pair... three way cyberian bum lock is called the clapping bum-shuffle.
I totally but her boyfriend in the cyberian bumlock.
cyberian bumlock by rocka-cocka February 24, 2010

Dirty Bullocks 

The act of ejaculating on a food item (typically a burrito) and throwing it at your friends car.
After a night of partying, someone gave Greg a Dirty Bullocks

Bullocker 

One who is a loyal fan of Sandra Bullock!
If you've seen 'While You Were Sleeping' or 'Miss Congeniality' more than 20 times than you're probably a Bullocker! ;)
Bullocker by _Kizzzzzy July 23, 2013

Sandra Bullock Get Low 

Sandra Bullock in The Proposal dancing to a parody of Get Low by Lil' Jon. Alicia and Lexi LOVE IT! Betty White chants while Sandra Bullock takes over the chant in this amazing scene.
Alicia: Did you see that Sandra Bullock Get Low video?
Lexi: No... *clicks link*

Sandra Bullock: "To the window! To the window! To the wall! To the wall! All you bitches crawl, and sweat drips down my balls! Lemme see you get low you scared, you scared. Drop your ass to the floor, you scared you scared."
Sandra Bullock: "To the window! To the window! To the wall! To the wall! All you bitches crawl, and sweat drips down my balls! Lemme see you get low you scared, you scared. Drop your ass to the floor, you scared you scared."
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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