The remnants of a
good hard dump, when you
haven't wiped properly, leaving a layer of ground-in faeces against your inner cheek and around your nipsy. after a while and the application of some
sweat, gives off an odour that is unmistakeable and marks you out as requiring a re wipe!
Man 1 "Oh
my life Humphrey are you cooking up some
bumhole toffee, i can smell it from here!!"
Man 2 "Yes Tarquin, but it has turned to ass
gravy where i have been working so hard."