I worked 12 hours the last three days. I got home an fixed meself a uncut white russian with a splash a Bailey's.
by CapnCrouton May 27, 2004
Joe was bein a sensitive sally last night cuz I wanted to fuck my girlfriend instead of goin drinkin with him.
by CapnCrouton May 05, 2004
To pull out right before you are about to cum as you are fucking someone's ass, then sticking your dick in their mouth and cumming. the person gets a root beer float if they had a dirty asshole.
by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004
Bahamadia with a potty mouth and a new-millenium haircut. tight; she's one hot bitch.
...cuz rap fans are finicky
your approach is gimmicky
so yo turnz over fast like a
young man's virginity...
...cuz rap fans are finicky
your approach is gimmicky
so yo turnz over fast like a
young man's virginity...
by CapnCrouton May 06, 2004
A type of mullet haircut that is characterized by a long, flowing cranio-caudal segement (usually straight but sometimes crimped), and crescent-shaped anterior bangs held in place by Aquanet or other hairspray. This type of plumage is often seen on farmers in the midwestern United States.
'I ain't stoppin at that gas station, there were more Wisconsin Waterfalls in the parkin lot than at the damn Dells.'
by CapnCrouton April 30, 2004
1. goin to a bar that has dollar (or cheaper) beers with twenty bucks, and gettin so messy drunk that you make out with anyone around you (sometimes more than one person).
2. goin to the strip club and gettin shit-faced and yellin at the hotties up on stage. the more booze involved the more of a good ole time it is.
2. goin to the strip club and gettin shit-faced and yellin at the hotties up on stage. the more booze involved the more of a good ole time it is.
1. last night at the suburban fag bar they had 50 cent drafts and it was trash-fabulous. I got ugly drunk an ended up makin out with some chubby Greek guy.
2. next week I wanna go to Madrigals and get trash-fabulous. the strippers there are hot after 5 beers.
2. next week I wanna go to Madrigals and get trash-fabulous. the strippers there are hot after 5 beers.
by CapnCrouton May 31, 2004
In gay chatrooms, a man looking for RT (real time) sex will IM an individual in whom they are interested and write: 'stats'. This means that they wish to know the age, height, weight, body type, hair color, eye color, penis size, and desired position (top, bottom, or vers) of the man whom they are soliciting for sex.
Napervilletop: you lookin?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?
by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004