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literally the anus, anatomically speaking.
My girlfriend was on the rag all week so I had to do her bumhole.
by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

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In gay chat rooms, the term 'vers' is used to indicate that a man is willing to be either a giver (top) or receiver (bottom) of anal sex. 'vers' is short for versatile.
ArlingtonHtsboi: hey. lookin for?
TomTheLog: hey. lookin for a bottom. you game?
ArlingtonHtsboi: vers here.
TomTheLog: strictly top here, you interested?
by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004

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In gay chatrooms, a man looking for RT (real time) sex will IM an individual in whom they are interested and write: 'stats'. This means that they wish to know the age, height, weight, body type, hair color, eye color, penis size, and desired position (top, bottom, or vers) of the man whom they are soliciting for sex.
Napervilletop: you lookin?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?
by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004

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Bahamadia with a potty mouth and a new-millenium haircut. tight; she's one hot bitch.

...cuz rap fans are finicky
your approach is gimmicky
so yo turnz over fast like a
young man's virginity...
me and Jean Grae rode the blue line last night and she kissed my discman.
by CapnCrouton May 06, 2004

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A type of mullet haircut that is characterized by a long, flowing cranio-caudal segement (usually straight but sometimes crimped), and crescent-shaped anterior bangs held in place by Aquanet or other hairspray. This type of plumage is often seen on farmers in the midwestern United States.
'I ain't stoppin at that gas station, there were more Wisconsin Waterfalls in the parkin lot than at the damn Dells.'
by CapnCrouton April 30, 2004

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When you titty fuck a girl with a juicy ass, so that your butt slides all over her belly.
Billie had Taco Bell for dinner, so his usual nightly titty fuck session with his girlfriend during Letterman turned into a Cincinnati slider.
by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

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An overly emotional and easily deflated male who cries a lot.
Joe was bein a sensitive sally last night cuz I wanted to fuck my girlfriend instead of goin drinkin with him.
by CapnCrouton May 05, 2004

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