by capnCrouton April 29, 2004
I worked 12 hours the last three days. I got home an fixed meself a uncut white russian with a splash a Bailey's.
by CapnCrouton May 27, 2004
An affliction, typically of post-pubescent males, whereby sebaceous glands in a region of the body become overactive once nearby skin is shaved with a razor. Affected regions of the body are typically the neck and near the mouth and jaw, though people who shave their chest or anus or pubic regions may experience razor acne in these regions as well.
I downloaded a shitty porn. The guy had razor acne all over his browneye and gooch, and they kept showing closeups. It was nadsty. As in, he shoulda used Nads.
by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004
yeah, honey, I'd love to bang you for a few hours but I gotta be at the pickle factory in fifteen minutes.
by CapnCrouton May 19, 2004
In gay chat rooms, the term 'vers' is used to indicate that a man is willing to be either a giver (top) or receiver (bottom) of anal sex. 'vers' is short for versatile.
ArlingtonHtsboi: hey. lookin for?
TomTheLog: hey. lookin for a bottom. you game?
ArlingtonHtsboi: vers here.
TomTheLog: strictly top here, you interested?
TomTheLog: hey. lookin for a bottom. you game?
ArlingtonHtsboi: vers here.
TomTheLog: strictly top here, you interested?
by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004
Joe was bein a sensitive sally last night cuz I wanted to fuck my girlfriend instead of goin drinkin with him.
by CapnCrouton May 06, 2004
by CapnCrouton May 19, 2004