CapnCrouton's definitions
I worked 12 hours the last three days. I got home an fixed meself a uncut white russian with a splash a Bailey's.
by CapnCrouton May 27, 2004
Get the uncut white russianmug. To pull out right before you are about to cum as you are fucking someone's ass, then sticking your dick in their mouth and cumming. the person gets a root beer float if they had a dirty asshole.
by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004
Get the root beer floatmug. an effeminite homosexual male, one who is often seen abusing methamphetamines and/or other psychostimulants in the bathroom at the local gay bar. as implied by the prefix 'hooker', these men are often found in said bathroom on their knees.
'joe, you see that hookerbelle over there - the one with the glitter in his hair and the manpurse? I just saw her givin a blizzy to that guy in the baseball shirt over there.'
by capnCrouton April 28, 2004
Get the hookerbellemug. A type of mullet haircut that is characterized by a long, flowing cranio-caudal segement (usually straight but sometimes crimped), and crescent-shaped anterior bangs held in place by Aquanet or other hairspray. This type of plumage is often seen on farmers in the midwestern United States.
'I ain't stoppin at that gas station, there were more Wisconsin Waterfalls in the parkin lot than at the damn Dells.'
by CapnCrouton April 30, 2004
Get the Wisconsin Waterfallmug. 1. goin to a bar that has dollar (or cheaper) beers with twenty bucks, and gettin so messy drunk that you make out with anyone around you (sometimes more than one person).
2. goin to the strip club and gettin shit-faced and yellin at the hotties up on stage. the more booze involved the more of a good ole time it is.
2. goin to the strip club and gettin shit-faced and yellin at the hotties up on stage. the more booze involved the more of a good ole time it is.
1. last night at the suburban fag bar they had 50 cent drafts and it was trash-fabulous. I got ugly drunk an ended up makin out with some chubby Greek guy.
2. next week I wanna go to Madrigals and get trash-fabulous. the strippers there are hot after 5 beers.
2. next week I wanna go to Madrigals and get trash-fabulous. the strippers there are hot after 5 beers.
by CapnCrouton May 31, 2004
Get the trash-fabulousmug. yeah, honey, I'd love to bang you for a few hours but I gotta be at the pickle factory in fifteen minutes.
by CapnCrouton May 18, 2004
Get the pickle factorymug. A pissy fit is a dramatic demonstration of bitchiness exhibited by small effeminite homosexual males. Often accompanied by a flailing of limp wrist, hip thrusting, stomping of platform shoe, and some combination of the following phrases sputtered in a lisp: girlfriend, fierce, hoe, and biatch.
That queen had a pissy fit cuz the bouncer wouldn't let his heffer fag hag leaver her purse on the dance floor.
by CapnCrouton May 9, 2004
Get the pissy fitmug.