CapnCrouton's definitions

fattie

a big, fat, juicy, uncut cock that is thick enough so that you can't get your hand all the way around it.

'girl, you shoulda seen the fattie on that hooker in the baseball jersey over there. 10 inches.'

by capnCrouton July 25, 2006

trash-fabulous

1. goin to a bar that has dollar (or cheaper) beers with twenty bucks, and gettin so messy drunk that you make out with anyone around you (sometimes more than one person).

2. goin to the strip club and gettin shit-faced and yellin at the hotties up on stage. the more booze involved the more of a good ole time it is.

1. last night at the suburban fag bar they had 50 cent drafts and it was trash-fabulous. I got ugly drunk an ended up makin out with some chubby Greek guy.

2. next week I wanna go to Madrigals and get trash-fabulous. the strippers there are hot after 5 beers.

by CapnCrouton May 31, 2004

uncut white russian

a white russian with all vodka an nuttin else.

I worked 12 hours the last three days. I got home an fixed meself a uncut white russian with a splash a Bailey's.

by CapnCrouton May 27, 2004

nuddy

an X-rated photograph of yourself that you send to people in internet chatrooms. same as X pic

lilslut69: what you look like?
mushroomtop: what's your address? i'll send you a nuddy.

by CapnCrouton May 19, 2004

pickle factory

slang for place of work.

yeah, honey, I'd love to bang you for a few hours but I gotta be at the pickle factory in fifteen minutes.

by CapnCrouton May 18, 2004

bumhole

literally the anus, anatomically speaking.

My girlfriend was on the rag all week so I had to do her bumhole.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

Cincinnati slider

When you titty fuck a girl with a juicy ass, so that your butt slides all over her belly.

Billie had Taco Bell for dinner, so his usual nightly titty fuck session with his girlfriend during Letterman turned into a Cincinnati slider.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004