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acne of the glutious.
butt pimples.
i flipped the bitch over and found a patch of bumples.
bumples by stueyscott July 3, 2005
A kind of injury you get when you hurt yourself very badly in a very funny and or retarded way.
"I woke up with bumples after i got ran over by that bus of transvestites"
Bumples by shaquida January 8, 2008
When a woman ties her hair in a pony tail and the hair is all lumpy, not looking perfect, the lumps are called bumples.
My hair dresser is hopeless, she tied my hair up and it is full of bumples.
Bumples by jomomocomo May 27, 2013
Don't spank me too hard, you'll pop my bumples.
Bumples by VonBoggleSneefs March 29, 2015

Bumblesteak

An extremely small portion of processed pork.
This bumblesteak is the littlest ham I've ever seen.
Bumblesteak by Virsta November 1, 2013

bumbleshafting 

An eight day and nine night spiritual and sexual journey in which all members involved reach sexual enlightenment
David: Matthew why have you been so tired recently?
Matthew: Emily and I have been bumbleshafting all week long.
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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