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Bumjob
A blowjob from an actual bum that has missing teeth and a mustache/beard combo. Most likely occuring to another bum who has exchanged a few dollars or alcohol/drugs for the service.
Bumjob by Joey Paisan September 24, 2011
Bumboy
A male who enjoys pleasure up the ass. May refer to him being homosexual or just liking anal. Also could be a boy wanting threshold.
bumjoon
The party doesn't start 'til Bumjoon walks in. He's everyone's best friend and secret crush, yet doesn't know it. Whoever has the pleasure of meeting him knows he's the sweetest at heart and takes care of those around him. He'll never let you down and continues to brighten up your day with his huge smile. Though sometimes he ignorantly makes really stupid decisions every once in a while, he bounces back and learns from his mistakes quickly. He doesn't fall for the basic popular girls, but is attracted to the shy girls who are often oblivious to his crushing. Bumjoon's a booty kinda man, and when he likes someone, he's willing to drop everything and anything for her. So if a Bumjoon ever likes you, you best get wit it.
friend 1 : "Wait, hold up, is that Bumjoon?"
friend 2 : "Fuck, finally! This party is hella dry."
friend 1 : "I know bruh, time to turn up!"
friend 2 : "Fuck, finally! This party is hella dry."
friend 1 : "I know bruh, time to turn up!"
bumjoon by wHyArEyOuRuNnInG February 21, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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