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A blowjob from an actual bum that has missing teeth and a mustache/beard combo. Most likely occuring to another bum who has exchanged a few dollars or alcohol/drugs for the service.
At 2a.m. last night I cut thru an alley on my way home and saw a homeless guy getting a bumjob.
Bumjob by Joey Paisan September 24, 2011
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The result in a long day of swimming in a lake, river or ocean. The bum will be sore from being water logged and chafed by sand and/or rocks. It feels as if your bum is about to literally rot off.
Jim: "Oh dear, I've caught a rather mild case of bumrot."
bumrot by Caffeinejunky November 1, 2006

bumjoint 

someone who is very ugly that thinks they are God's gift to Earth.
That girl right ther is a bumjoint.

New York off of "Flavor of Love"

WS aka Cookie of Tallassee AL
bumjoint by Mizs G December 11, 2006
The party doesn't start 'til Bumjoon walks in. He's everyone's best friend and secret crush, yet doesn't know it. Whoever has the pleasure of meeting him knows he's the sweetest at heart and takes care of those around him. He'll never let you down and continues to brighten up your day with his huge smile. Though sometimes he ignorantly makes really stupid decisions every once in a while, he bounces back and learns from his mistakes quickly. He doesn't fall for the basic popular girls, but is attracted to the shy girls who are often oblivious to his crushing. Bumjoon's a booty kinda man, and when he likes someone, he's willing to drop everything and anything for her. So if a Bumjoon ever likes you, you best get wit it.
friend 1 : "Wait, hold up, is that Bumjoon?"
friend 2 : "Fuck, finally! This party is hella dry."

friend 1 : "I know bruh, time to turn up!"
bumjoon by wHyArEyOuRuNnInG February 21, 2018

bumjouster 

a man who likes/needs to insert his penis into the anal passage of another person.
"man you're such a bumjouster"
bumjouster by o0church0o April 19, 2006
British slang for analingus. When someone licks or tongues ('eats out') their partner's anus. Other phrases for the same thing include 'rim job' or 'butt job'.
She gave me a blowjob then licked my balls and then she gave me a bumjob.
bumjob by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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