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The party doesn't start 'til Bumjoon walks in. He's everyone's best friend and secret crush, yet doesn't know it. Whoever has the pleasure of meeting him knows he's the sweetest at heart and takes care of those around him. He'll never let you down and continues to brighten up your day with his huge smile. Though sometimes he ignorantly makes really stupid decisions every once in a while, he bounces back and learns from his mistakes quickly. He doesn't fall for the basic popular girls, but is attracted to the shy girls who are often oblivious to his crushing. Bumjoon's a booty kinda man, and when he likes someone, he's willing to drop everything and anything for her. So if a Bumjoon ever likes you, you best get wit it.
friend 1 : "Wait, hold up, is that Bumjoon?"
friend 2 : "Fuck, finally! This party is hella dry."

friend 1 : "I know bruh, time to turn up!"
bumjoon by wHyArEyOuRuNnInG February 21, 2018
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bumjoint 

someone who is very ugly that thinks they are God's gift to Earth.
That girl right ther is a bumjoint.

New York off of "Flavor of Love"

WS aka Cookie of Tallassee AL
bumjoint by Mizs G December 11, 2006
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bumpoonclit 

n. sexual ref. ; Name for: The sound your tongue makes and you take a long lick.
v. sexual ref. ; The action of making a long lick.
Your tounge start at the bum, and moves past the poon, and ends at the clit. bumpoonclit Bum, Poon, Clit
bumpoonclit by Dabones January 22, 2010
An absolute braindead of a fool. Very likely one of the dumbest among us players but who's iq is so below room temperature that they constantly brag of there greatness. A person who is so belittled that's the pat their belly and growl like a filthy animal on the daily basis. Persons related to this word often have the name Dhruv.
Look at this dumb fucking bumboon Dhruv why is he crawling like a spider on the floor "sigh". He is so insecure he removed his disability goggles and now uses braindead contacts how sad.
Bumboon by Ibn-Battuta October 5, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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