Bumgard 

To push to the front of a dave matthews band pit to get closer to the stage

If you want to bumgard to touch Dave’s pene, so be it. I will be griddying on the back rail waiting for you

Bumgard by Billwatterbee May 2, 2024

Bumbardier

A word used to describe an individual who causes a large reverberation in the form of jostling people around when they flop down onto a couch/sofa etc.

Ellie was being a total bumbardier when she jumped onto the sofa next to me, I nearly flew across the room!

Bumbardier by EMOSOME June 8, 2016

Burgard 

A tall sarcastic male who is very intelligent and likes kangaroo rats

"This fine man is a ravishing Burgard"

Burgard by PrincessShelbz December 17, 2014

Daniel Mark Bumgarner 

The missing twin of speed racer, lightning fast and volcanically hot, often criticized for having good looks, makes you horny and makes your eyes pop!

A filipino-american born with the power of traveling faster than dust... but he's hot... AND HE'S A FILIPINO.

"Is that daniel mark bumgarner the hot karter? yes, I think he is. let's go meet him! maybe he can make babies wit' me fast!"

"daniel mark bumgarner is so delicious, even straight men turns to gay when they meet him."

Daniel Mark Bumgarner by Hot_tofu July 19, 2009

Buggard 

A dimwit; moron; or incompetent fool.

Typically of the most irritating variety.

(Not to be confused with 'buggered')

You don't even know what you're doing, you twatting buggard!

Buggard by Ersted September 30, 2009

bumbarded 

When you get swarmed by bums either they are asking for money or they just dont like you

I was in San Francisco for the weekend, a bum asked for a buck so I gave it to him. The others saw and before I knew it I was being bumbarded.

bumbarded by Anti-spoon September 16, 2009

bumgarner 

BUMGARNER
verb, bumgarnered, bumgarning.

1. to dominate and destroy your opponent in a terrifyingly inhumane fashion

2. to deny someone their rightful, long-awaited prize by throwing a 95mph fastball at their face for 4 straight innings.

Related forms:
bumgarnator, the bumgarning, bumgarnerity, bumgarnable, bumgarnation, madbumgarnered.

"Brock Lesnar bumgarnered John Cena as per usual."
"Royals were ultimately bumgarnered 2-3 after a hard-fought battle against the all-evil San Francisco Giants."

bumgarner by greatjorge October 29, 2014