bumtard
a bumtard is a person whom you love dearly, however you still wish to offend them in a joking manner
love you bumtard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bumbardier
A word used to describe an individual who causes a large reverberation in the form of jostling people around when they flop down onto a couch/sofa etc.
Ellie was being a total bumbardier when she jumped onto the sofa next to me, I nearly flew across the room!
Bumbardier by EMOSOME June 8, 2016
Bamtard
Someone who is comepeltely obsessed with Bam Margera and copies his style/how he acts/what he does/how he speaks/etc. Not all HIM/CKY fans are Bamtards and not all people who like Bam are Bamtards.
Person 1: HIM is the best band ever!
Person 2: Then you must like Bam too, right?!
Person 1: Well I dont hate him, he's not bad..just not the greatest.
Person 2: BAMTARD!!!
Person 1: No, I'm not. But that teenybopper is::points to girl wearing a heartagram shirt calling it a "bamagram" and blabbering about how hott Bam is::
Person 2: Then you must like Bam too, right?!
Person 1: Well I dont hate him, he's not bad..just not the greatest.
Person 2: BAMTARD!!!
Person 1: No, I'm not. But that teenybopper is::points to girl wearing a heartagram shirt calling it a "bamagram" and blabbering about how hott Bam is::
Bamtard by Soul On Fire August 24, 2006
Bubtard
Mordern name of a Javasmi god that ruled the ancient Javasmic civilization back in 4000BC. Bubtard was supposed to rise again in the 15th century but failed since the Javinians were long gone. It is believed that he/she is currently hiding in civilization in a country in South East Asia until the time is right to restart the civilization. There are also rumors of the descendants of the late Javinians that are supposedly also residing in South East Asia.
Bubtard by Bubtard's Girlfriend January 11, 2021