bumtard

a bumtard is a person whom you love dearly, however you still wish to offend them in a joking manner

love you bumtard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Log-jane May 2, 2008

bumtard

someone who likes arsehole and is a massive retard

jerry:hey joe
joe:shut up you bumtard
jerry:what i dont like arses.

by mrdoof June 1, 2021

Bumbardier

A word used to describe an individual who causes a large reverberation in the form of jostling people around when they flop down onto a couch/sofa etc.

Ellie was being a total bumbardier when she jumped onto the sofa next to me, I nearly flew across the room!

by EMOSOME June 8, 2016

Bamtard

Someone who is comepeltely obsessed with Bam Margera and copies his style/how he acts/what he does/how he speaks/etc. Not all HIM/CKY fans are Bamtards and not all people who like Bam are Bamtards.

Person 1: HIM is the best band ever!
Person 2: Then you must like Bam too, right?!
Person 1: Well I dont hate him, he's not bad..just not the greatest.
Person 2: BAMTARD!!!
Person 1: No, I'm not. But that teenybopper is::points to girl wearing a heartagram shirt calling it a "bamagram" and blabbering about how hott Bam is::

by Soul On Fire August 24, 2006

bamtard

Someone who is freakishly obsessed with Bam Margera. Most commonly found on the BMMB.

A bamtard would say: OMG I luv the bamagram, it's soooo kewl! Bam's hottttt!!!!!11 Element rawks and so does Bam's band CKY!!!!!!!

by MorbidFreddie April 18, 2004

Buntard

Any man sporting a man bun.

Oh there goes Troy, out in public with his ridiculous man bun. What a buntard.

by azbankr June 5, 2017

Bubtard

Mordern name of a Javasmi god that ruled the ancient Javasmic civilization back in 4000BC. Bubtard was supposed to rise again in the 15th century but failed since the Javinians were long gone. It is believed that he/she is currently hiding in civilization in a country in South East Asia until the time is right to restart the civilization. There are also rumors of the descendants of the late Javinians that are supposedly also residing in South East Asia.

Oh, the all mighty Bubtard, how I wish I could just serve under him again!

by JoeTheThotDestroyer January 11, 2021