bumtard
a bumtard is a person whom you love dearly, however you still wish to offend them in a joking manner
love you bumtard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bumtard • bumtardski • bustard • bamtard • bumbarded • Bubtard • Bumbardier • bumtart • bumbard • Bumbarded bitch
Bumbardier
A word used to describe an individual who causes a large reverberation in the form of jostling people around when they flop down onto a couch/sofa etc.
Ellie was being a total bumbardier when she jumped onto the sofa next to me, I nearly flew across the room!
Bumbardier by EMOSOME June 8, 2016
Bamtard
Someone who is comepeltely obsessed with Bam Margera and copies his style/how he acts/what he does/how he speaks/etc. Not all HIM/CKY fans are Bamtards and not all people who like Bam are Bamtards.
Person 1: HIM is the best band ever!
Person 2: Then you must like Bam too, right?!
Person 1: Well I dont hate him, he's not bad..just not the greatest.
Person 2: BAMTARD!!!
Person 1: No, I'm not. But that teenybopper is::points to girl wearing a heartagram shirt calling it a "bamagram" and blabbering about how hott Bam is::
Person 2: Then you must like Bam too, right?!
Person 1: Well I dont hate him, he's not bad..just not the greatest.
Person 2: BAMTARD!!!
Person 1: No, I'm not. But that teenybopper is::points to girl wearing a heartagram shirt calling it a "bamagram" and blabbering about how hott Bam is::
Bamtard by Soul On Fire August 24, 2006
bamtard
A bamtard would say: OMG I luv the bamagram, it's soooo kewl! Bam's hottttt!!!!!11 Element rawks and so does Bam's band CKY!!!!!!!
bamtard by MorbidFreddie April 18, 2004
Bubtard
Mordern name of a Javasmi god that ruled the ancient Javasmic civilization back in 4000BC. Bubtard was supposed to rise again in the 15th century but failed since the Javinians were long gone. It is believed that he/she is currently hiding in civilization in a country in South East Asia until the time is right to restart the civilization. There are also rumors of the descendants of the late Javinians that are supposedly also residing in South East Asia.
Bubtard by Bubtard's Girlfriend January 11, 2021
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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ulzzang
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